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Swap! Eggchan, wifies, lomedy and ashswagg

Ashswagg doesn't change much other than the mafia came after the law and not viceversa

This is of my swap au

I love my toxic yaoi

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Drawing based on my swap au

Man I really love eggfies I need more content of them omg I need them I need them I need them i

Like like I have this idea of my swap au:

Wifies got OBSESSED with eggchan after eggchan helped him multiple times through the story of the whole server, his obsession with eggchan is the same that his obsession he had with parrot in the og au

He wants to protect eggchan, he wants to keep him safe, he have saw many times how eggchan I getting the worst beat ups, how he gets severely injured, betrayed, hunt down and many things more but still somehow eggchan is still kind, and he needs to keep that kindness safe from the server

I think he might realize his obsession with eggchan in the inviz knight ark, specially after the inviz reveal because even after that eggchan didn’t hold a grudge, maybe for some time but then he cooled down after getting trap by the invisible mafia(in this au the law was first and then it came the mafia)

And now, in the kingdoms ark, seeing eggchan fight against him wifies inmediatly knew something wasn't right, and now he might work in getting his 'friend' back because there's definitely something holding eggchan against him

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Go my toxic yaoi, I love eggfies dude

Oh yeah and I also have this au were there are players that transform in weapons and other players that are the person that control the weapons, toxic manipulative yaoi eggfies is there, and somehow they are.... healthy?????? It's hard to explain lol

Im lowkey too lazy to finish this

I mean, we don't know shit about eggchan's boundaries, so we don't know if he likes being ship or not, and using the girlfriend thing isn't really an valid argument

I've seen many mcyt that don't mind being ship and they are in a relationship or even goddamn married

Eggchan feel into the wifies factory after a glitch in the server, at first he was shocked of finding out that the wifies that he knew was nothing but a clone of evilfies, and not only that but also the thousands of clones that were there

Evilfies on his side was surprised that someone found the factory, but what captivated him was that egg han was an aetherian, a seraphim in specific, making him wonder what type of experiments could he make with that divine creature?

Sacrificial lamb eggchan x time traveler wemmbu

The aethers have been in war with some strange creatures for a long time, the demons, they didn't come from anywhere, not the nether, not the end, oveworld, not even from the own void, they simply appeared and attacked. They are hungry

And with that, the holy war started, demons and angels have been fighting for millenniums, so long that they lost al records of when it started.

The demons were stronger, and the aethers started to lose, in desperation the king of the aether offer one of his people, in exchange for the demons to stop. They accepted under the condition that the angel should be given to them in the peak of his power, so they can satiety their hunger.

Understandably, non of the angels wanted to die, but with the time against them the king didn't knew what to do, not until he looked at the crib in the next room. If he couldn't convince any sheep to be eaten, may as well he raise the lamb to be slaughter.

And so with the decision made he took the angel to the demons, his own son, the prince of the aethers

Eggchan

When the demons saw the baby the claimed that it wouldn't be enough for them to be full, so the king said that when his son reached the peak of his power he shall be given to them. And reluctantly they accepted

Eggchan was raised away from all angels to keep him complaint and useless, his sheep features where a joke to his destiny, the king visited from time to time, explaining him for what he was made for, Taking him to the borders where the distorted faces of the creatures could be seen, awaiting their food, at first the young seraphim was scared, who wouldn't? But the constant exposure to them slowly desensitized him from it, he was made for does creatures, so what right did he had to be scared of them?

But between the endless time in the flower field where he was kept, a young demon sneaked in it.

Wemmbu

He was hungry, he have been really hungry for a long time, so when he saw one of does divine creatures, alone and vulnerable, he couldn't let that oportunity slide. He jumped to attack the angel, awaiting the screams of horror of it, but instead he was received by the most serene person ever. His instincts were telling him to devour the angel, to feast on his flesh till the void in his stomach disappeared

But he couldn't, not when the angel wasn't even fighting back, where was the fun it that? But also curiosity made him stop, why did he seemed so calm?

Eggchan notice that the demon was hungry, so in his kindness he gave him a peace of meat so he could calm it down. Wemmbu accepted it reluctantly, sitting at the side of the other one while he finished the food.

They didn't knew when did they become friends, but wemmbu started to sneak more and more to him, years, centuries, they passed like nothing, they were growing, and with that, the day of eggchan's slaughter was coming.

Wemmbu realized he was in love with the angel, to shy to admit it he disguise it as a really strong friendship, thing that eggchan accepted, he didn't have friends so he didn't knew that friends don't snuggle too close, friends don't come randomly at night to you just because they missed you, and most importantly friends didn't kissed.

One day wemmbu came to see eggchan, but in the place where the seraphim usually rested there was nothing, and so he heard bells and drums in the distance, carefully he had gone to see what was happening, a pared, probably some special celebration he wouldn't have mind if his beloved wasn't in the middle of it.

Seeing eggchan walk somewhere a strange feeling settled in his stomach, so he followed the angels till they arrived to the border where the demons awaited. The king seemed to talk something with their leader, he didn't knew what they said but he heard the king of the aethers order his people to leave the place, leaving him and eggchan alone with the creatures

He saw how his beloved walked to the demons, and then. He was gone.

The demons consumed his body like desperate animals, the golden blood leaked from their mouths as soft feathers feel to the ground. The deal was sealed and so they leaved.

Wemmbu walked to the place where eggchan had stood. The only thing left of him was the feather and blood of his adored angel.

For the next centuries wemmbu started to investigate how to come back in time, he needed to evade that, he needed to keep eggchan safe, to keep him at his side. And so he found it, between exploits and hacks he found the way to go back in time. And so he did.

Seeing eggchan alive was his greatest happiness, and so he tried to aveces him. And he failed

Oh well, maybe attempt 1 wasn't successful, but he could try again

And again

And again

And again.

Till he saved him, he doesn't know how many times he have came back, but this one, he would use force to save him. The day of the sacrifice arrived again, but this time when the angel's looked for their salvation they were meet with nothing, desperation consumed everyone, their only way to be free had dissappear

And so with the wrath of those creatures the heavens that once stood tall had fallen. But he couldn't care any less about it

He had what he wanted in his hands, eggchan slept peacefully against him. And that was all that mattered

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Wait, why is he a deer?

"Yo bro, if i die, name your new mace after me"

"Why?"

"So even if I'm dead, i can still be with you in your adventures, imagine how funny the death message would be 'x player was smashed by wemmbu using [eggchan], it is aura bro"

"It is NOT aura, I'm not naming my mace after you"

"Why?"

"Because a) you wont die, and b) it is the stupidest idea ever"

"What ever"

That was the last conversation that wemmbu ever had with eggchan. The last time he heard his laugh

Eggchan died in the finale. A stupid movement and a strategy of arachnid combined ended up with the body of his beloved in the ground. No longer alive.

He should have protected him, but he was so focused in ending arachnid that he didn't notice the fish rod, he didn't notice the sound of an stasis being pulled until it was late, until the body that was smashed under gambit wasn't a spider but an angel.

In his last breath he made hin promise he would take care of himself. He died under the hands of the man that he loved, he couldn't be happier of it. Wemmbu was free.

Now the demon was standing infront of an anvil, the newly enchanted mace stared at him, awaiting to be named like the other two, After a moment of meditation he wrote.

[eggchan]

What a stupid name.

But he was with him again. Forever

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Should I humanize swap eggchan's maces?