What A Cosmic Miracle It Is To Exist At All 🦦

(guy who doesnt even like dating) ok well does anyone want to get entranced by my whole deal or no.

I could really do with a reward or incentive

they should invent an enough that is enough

i can’t remember if i wrote this about ocd or money or buddhism or doom scrolling or self image or time or grief

(no beers in) does anyone wanna keep me as their house pet forever

(no beers in) I'd let you hunt me for sport.

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

[as if this is not a normal and natural human thing to want] yeah i just really want to connect with people for some reason. Like some weird loser freak

“i thought i’d weird you out” you weirded me in, twin

I Was So Good And Polite They Are Putting Me In The Touch Tank At Aquarium Tomorrow.

they want us to all hate each other and everyone falls for it every time

openin’ the door to the microwave one second early because you don’t need all the hootin’ and hollerin’

We should hang out soon before one of us evolves or disappears