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Free rides wherever you want

After a long night at the bars, fat chicks on Tinder are like cab drivers who work for free. (Pro tip: make sure you tell her your house is 1-2 streets away from where you really live).

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Your friends are like Groupon

When dining with a big group....get a shared check...order $40 worth of food and drinks. Get up early....drop $20 on the table and say, "That should more than cover my share."

Inexpensive drinks

Find a $5 roulette table, bet on both red and black every spin. It will cost you about $10/hour to drink as much as you want.

#shitfaced #alwaysbetonredandblack

For a cheap massage

Refusing the happy ending at an Asian massage parlor is a great way to get a really cheap massage.

#cheapmassage #norelease

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