local cryptid

please have sex before commenting on my posts. my mutuals who have religious obligations to stay chaste are exempt from this

Is this a fucking joke? There are secret police and Snopes is really choosing this “wordsmithing” as their hill to die on? Gee, thanks for giving a fair shake and a nuaced take on behalf of the SECRET POLICE, WHO ARE DETAINING PEOPLE WITHOUT EXPLANATION, WITHOUT PROVIDING THEM LAWYERS AND WITHOUT MAKING ANY RECORDS OF THEIR ARREST. This is completely not in the spirit of combatting misinformation, this is bending over backward to lick boots. At least as far as I can tell all the content of the article are factually correct, but like, facts are never neutral, and the way Snopes has chosen to present them does not bode well.

i dont care what you all say this is genuinely sweet

hold on a minute does that say 2017

w..why?

It restores half my HP

my new motivation idols are children’s shows antagonists. no matter how often they fail to defeat 2-5 children every single week, they’re back at it again the next episode with a barely modified plan and endless optimism. i aspire to live life like the entire plot depends on me trying again

would you rather be on a five hour drive with a thomas sanders fan or a hazbin hotel fan. and you can’t crash the car i’m sorry

thomas sanders fan because they might be hung. gimme another

got any rationale for this or is it more of an intuitive thing

honestly i gauge all situations with a ‘will this involve me sucking dick’ metric and a five-hour two-person car trip is a high background reading so i’m mostly playing in the margins here? but thomas sanders is theater kid is horny is might be hung whereas hazbin hotel is not unhorny but horny in a currency i don’t accept. i hope you can understand.

i dont, but you seem to, and thats what matters