Scrunkly Creature

if you see me going through your small blog liking your posts thats me patting you on the head for doing a good job okay? such a cute little blogger you are... i know this can all be so confusing... so just let the big girl lead the way for you

I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should-

if you call women “females” i automatically do not trust or like you

you really wont like the military then buddy

jokes on you, i already hate the military

if at first you don't succeed have you tried making really sad meows until she takes pity on you

sick of how much it costs to collect plushies so instead im gonna use magic to transform willing victims and anyone who annoys me into plushies. you're gonna look so cute in my collection next to all your new friends.

cis men are doing forcemasc self hypnosis every day

cis men know that it’s possible to be amab and not a man and it’s their biggest fear

I’m coming for them.

I still am

@mousegirlheart

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

i feel like i do 25% of what an average person does in a day and still it's too much

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and i'm losing sense of time