Stubbed my toe on the coffee table and in my rage I hexed the table and now its upside down on the ceiling
MY COFFEE IS UP THERE AND I CAN'T GET IT DOWN
Tsk tsk. This is the consequence of thoughtless spellcasting. Wizardry is a sacred art that MUST be respected. Shame upon you and your kin.
oh like you haven't hexed someone's tires loose when they cut you off in traffic, or are you too busy carving your tax deduction for 50 staves and a mule onto a stone tablet for the IRS?
TRUE wizardry requires discipline. A great master never did a SINGLE spell without meaning. I do not hex unless it is needed, as a proper wizard does.
I'll have you know I AM disciplined, god forbid I don't shave my hair into a tonsure and save my magic for some great and powerful evil that's definitely around the corner now I promise guys professional wizards hex the state trooper for cutting them off on the I-5
You know NOTHING of the arcane arts. You are no more than a cheap magician pulling a rabbit out of a hat. You disgrace us all.












