(squid Descartes) I ink therefore I am
(fish Descartes) I fin therefore I am
(sheep Descartes) I think therefore I lamb
(beaver Descartes) I think therefore I dam
(fetus Descartes) I think before I am
(shellfish Descartes) I think therefore I clam
(other sheep Descartes) I think therefore I ram
(train Descartes) I think therefore I tram
(liar Descartes) I think therefore I sham
(onomatopoeia Descartes) I think therefore I BAM!
(eye Descartes) I blink therefore I am
(other eye Descartes) I wink therefore I am
(scientist Descartes) I zinc therefore I am
(shipwrecked Descartes) I sink therefore I am
(barbie Descartes) I pink therefore I am
(gamer Descartes) I Link therefore I am
(skater Descartes) I rink therefore I am
(transmasc Descartes) I think therefore I man
