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how are all these scottish people so like……right all the time

some of yall r SOOO sensitive!! and it’s a good way to be. u have big hearts. I love u

something get this for me for my bday I’ll name my first born after you

Stick my phone on my ass, thats a booty call

now your phone can give the succ

Legit just got mine it the mail… It’s tough as fuck

are you sure

I fight against beauty standards for many reasons but also cause I’m ugly

Y'all, white people be Tripping on a daily why they even do drugs, they be saying the stupidest shit sober

I spent five minutes trying to think of ways to one-up this post. I can.t

motherfucker straight up deactivated his account 2 hours after reblogging this

who was i before i cared so much about my eyebrows???

Do you ever wonder what long term psychological damage is caused by crushing our small children with overwhelming pressure and time constraints every single day of their developmental life from age 5-18 and then suddenly setting them free into the world with no guidance or assistance other than “get a job” 

honey i don’t have to wonder 

wow 2014 is in like a week? seems like only yesterday when it was 1349 and 1/3 of europe’s population was being wiped out by the bubonic plague. sigh. good times.