memory archive

floor time save me. floor time. save me floor time

the dream job is probably being a greek water nymph in an early romanticism painting…..in a pond, tiddies out, looking bored & playing men with my girlfriends

I did not have parasocial relations with that man

u ever in such a bad mood u feel urself turning evil?

had an actual meal. not evil anymore

society is so fucked up abba should be way bigger than the beatles 

So I am treating myself to a day at Dashcon. Thing is I can only go one day and both Friday/Saturday have really cool things planned. Which day should I go? Please help me out.

Saturday has a ball pit and meet-ups soooooooo. ;D

nowadays it costs $7 to get a little beverage. to cope with the misery of everyday life

you shouldnt have to pay for the dentist. the dentist should pay me for satsifying their weird fetish

do you know how big of a hater you have to be to drive so slowly you've opened a gap for lando to pit and still come out ahead of you, just to terrorise a man who beat you 34 years ago

you’re telling me hazel nutted in this latte?

actually i love growing older and learning how i work as a person like realizing what kinds of fabrics feel best on my skin or what brand of yogurt i like best or how I want to be touched. watching myself change, enjoying brussel sprouts when I used to hate them as a child, understanding why I got angry in that one conversation 10 years ago… there are so many mysteries inside me that i have yet to unravel and there will always be more and sometimes i think maybe its all worth it

i usually hate true crime documetary type things bc theyre all “lets get into the MIND of the serial killer…. tortured soul” or whatever but i like the buzzfeed unsolved stuff bc theyre just like “what a freak lmao”

the whole concept of tiktok being the new tumblr for kids makes me insane bc imagine the stupidest shit you’ve said on here as a kid but instead of a text post no one cares about it’s a video of you physically saying that shit out loud on the internet forever. i would just have to die