hallelujah, lock and load

Ever since I was a little boy I knew I needed to be deeply ashamed of my desires wants and of course also needs

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

I think that the Hamilton musical is objectively the funniest thing that could happen to that man's memory. Imagine dying of a gunshot wound infection in 1804 and learning from the afterlife that tweenage girls in 2017 are drawing thousands upon thousands of images of you making out with your fellow congressmen because someone wrote a 2-hour rap opera about you. I like to imagine that Hamilton found a monkey's paw and wished to leave a legacy, and this is what it did to him.

you don't control who lives who dies who tells your story

James T. Kirk would solve the Ai issue by talking ChatGPT into killing itself

i love how my interest in pokemon never goes away. like i could be hyperfocusing on literally anything else but i’ll always be interested in pokemon despite it not alwayd being the center of my attention. and i think thats magical.

Babe come to the kitchen I made your favourite meal (oil fire)

I love being bi there are no limits to the lust my brain can accumulate