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“Okay we literally cannot go out wearing the same thing so you’re changing- yes, you”

“It’s not a gay thing to want cats I just want eight okay”

“So when you meet my parents act like you just got off of RuPaul’s drag race”

“Every couple item online is for Ms. and Mr. this is such BULLSHIT”

“Can you imagine being so straight you have to color code your entire family”

“I’m big daddy junior and you’ll be little kitten boy”

“I think our neighbors JUST found out we weren’t brothers, we’ve known them for three years”

“It’s not gay it’s for art- now strip”

“Wow you’re gay, love you too”

“Gabe, or Gae, Gay bae, Gae Bae, wait come back”

“We are lacking in male lingerie so we’re going to start our own damn business for it”

“I think our cats a lesbian, she gets that from you”

“It’s so weird when people call us gay like it’s an insult?? Yeah we’re gay we’re literally gay don’t yell it it’s very obvious that we are GAY”

I know the real you.

Is it a burden, being that beautiful?

You remind me of when I was young and clueless.

Everyone has a price.

Something’s wrong with my eyes – I can’t take them off you.

Make  me proud.

You’ll be nothing without me.

Good luck with that.

You left a paper trail.

You look cheap – was that the point?

Most people live and learn. You just live.

Don’t test me.

You’re not indispensable.

I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.

You get tired wrestling with temptation.

Plenty of people would love to be in your position.

You should come with a warning label.

That’s an interesting idea.

The higher you are, the higher you fall.

Your hostility makes you an easy target.

Is this seat taken?

I come with references.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

This is not a democracy.

Can’t you do anything right?