The big scram

Snowed in at my job in a hotel. Wandering around aimlessly at night. This is what it means to be free.

"I asked Chatgpt" oh well... You could've asked me. I also would have been wrong and walked the conversation in circles and told you to kys. But I'm beautiful and don't kill sea life and destroy habitats so that's gotta count for something!

I was probably traumatized pretty bad as a kid but I won't remember for another couple months so I'm tryna focus on my whimsy rn. Swag central.

Do you guys' wombs ever just feel so empty you can physically feel the empty space. Like fuck I need to be in a mating press rn :0

My close and personal friend Adam 'curly' white from the long walk.

At work being happy and merry while annoying all my coworkers this shi makes me feel like the bob.

If you come into a restaurant 10 minutes before they close and then stay 30-45 minutes you are an ungrateful chud and I am trying to blow you up with my mind. Post.

Do you think that if the apocalypse never happened troy otto would've discovered Charlie Kirk?

Can't a bitch just scramble in peace 🥚🥚