💟girly little kitty boy💟

Let’s call out sick and play gay boys together.

ever since i was a little girl i wanted to be a man with a homoerotic years long incredibly intense friendship with another man

I couldn’t date a tsundere because she’d say something like “I don’t even like you! Hmph!” and then I would run directly in front of the nearest car

i think taylor swift wishes she was bisexual because she knows it would make her slightly more money. whereas sabrina carpenter wishes she was bisexual so she could have sex with someone who looks exactly like herself. and ariana grande wishes she was bisexual because she did too many designer drugs on the set of wicked and now she has kin memories of being glinda for real

modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options

If tumblr was my only source of news I would think “wow dating nowadays looks bleak seems like all the good men are falling into a bong and getting smoked or being spun into yarn”

please please please let me get what i want september

Aim for the center of mass, empty your mag and run away in a bike. They'll never catch you. You know what you have to do.

fujoing out is the only way we're gonna get through any of this btw. its all we have left

so what youre gonna wanna do is crush the garlic and ginger instead of just slicing it ok, it releases more of those good flavors. yoshi is going to eat me and turn me into an egg now, i love you. remember everything i taught you

not everything that’s silly or self indulgent is feeding your inner child. If i get an ice cream cone with sprinkles I’m not doing it to heal an old wound or cling to the past I’m doing it because I think ice cream is yummy

'Changer' is what the slur for trans people would be if they were written into existence for a YA dystopian novel