I Want To Shave John Kramer’s Stupid Beard

nothing i post on this blog will ever be funnier than what the actual saw movies have going on. jigsaw survivor support group. john kramer accidentally fucks up when drugging a guy, panics, and makes him an apprentice because he didn’t get a fair shot at his trap. guy who fakes being in a saw trap for clout. other guy who fakes having a wife and child to get closer to his crush who he’s been stalking for years. chris rock forrest gump monologue. adam saying give me that sweet cancer in front of john kramer, who has cancer. your son is in a safe place. william reverse-rigging zeke’s trap. billy riding out on a tricycle after amanda’s trap. backwards baseball cap john kramer. i could keep listing things all day.

Is it weird that I yearn to be put into a saw trap?

saw is scary as fuck he cut off his foot thats crazy well i wouldnt have done that but more power to him and i hope hes doing well

Department of killing and murder just called and uhhhh they want to killing and murder you