special interest of a white guy who talks about video games on the internet, call that scott the woztism

scott the wuh. huh wuh

shoutout to me, honestly; learned kay swiss's name is a reference to a shoe brand a whole 1 minute ago

had a dream i, me specifically, was acting in the latest episode of scott the woz. it took place/was being filmed in a weird whitewashed-walls underground complex. i believe the plot of the episode (i wasn’t privy to any scripts, unlike the rest of the guys, but was given the general gist of events, & nobody ever told me i was going against the flow/plot or anything) was a little bit it’s awesome baby-esque, in that everyone was already part of/trying to be initiated into a strange society that had them all acting just somewhat off. the cast was definitely at least scott, jeb, terry, rex, & target employee- pretty basic, i suppose -and the main set i was there for was basically just a living room with couches/seats & a coffee table, but all white materials. i wasn’t there in every scene so i remember soon after it got uploaded, before i had actually watched the episode, i got 2 asks in my inbox, and i was like well they’ve got to be about seeing me in the episode and how weird that is. but instead it was two different people sending me the exact same quote from the episode, like it was some really funny line i would know about, except that i didn’t know about it at all and had just been spoiled on a part of the episode i hadn’t seen yet.

the problem with stwfeau is that i can say it’s the one of my stories that i refuse to write out in physical media because of how many linebreaks it is. it’d be a waste of space in my notebooks

it’s got to be something, being friends with scott wozniak and knowing at practically any time he could call you up & be like “hey man i need to record you & a couple others for like 15 seconds and you need to be wearing a shirt with the target logo on it.” and then saying yes

if i had a nickel for every stw au i invented that was in some way tied to a book most people read for high school english i’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

going to start making some absolutely ridiculous posts around here. stw lord of the flies au where sam & eric are replaced by jeb & rex, respectively