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Listen, I know that the screenwriters put Rachel there to be The Romantic Interest™ for Carl, but if they really wanted me to ship them maybe they shouldn't have given him a soft dom with sweet brown eyes as a co-worker, capable of pulling him out from panic attacks as well as driving him crazy just by not saying anything about his past. Also did you see how he sports that mustache?? Nobody else had a chance since the beginning. Nobody.

I wasn’t even planning on watching this fucking show now I’m obsessed. The old man yaoi could be so fucking good.

department q is easily one of the shows of all time because you’ve got a ragtag group of detectives solving a kidnapping cold case and you’ve got one of those bitches trying to solve his own shooting and the whole time he’s also got a teenager at home who’s not even his kid and that’s not even the c plot it’s like the f-plot at best

You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)