Just vibing here

That was timed so well oh my god

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

This has come on a bit since 32K notes, proving that Tumblr appreciates a really pointed observation.

OF ALL DAYS THIS WAS THE BEST DAY TO DO THIS

SCREAMING.

The Ides of March, coming soon to a coliseum near you. Knives not included.

rb to 今日はｈａｖｅ　ａ　ｎｉｃｅ　ｄａｙ

This post radiates positive energy

Original poster deactivated 15’th of January 2018

[image description: a few drawings of Davenport against a blue background. He’s a thin gnome with light brown skin, short neatly-combed orange hair, a thick mustache and a long tufted tail. In one drawing, he’s wearing a red captain’s jacket with an IPRE patch on the sleeve, white pants and brown boots. He’s standing with his hands behind his back and a neutral expression on his face. In another, he’s drawn from the chest up inside a cloud filled with static, looking very distressed as he says his name over and over in distorted, blurry letters. In the third drawing, he’s wearing a blue vest, dark blue bowtie and long-sleeve white shirt with the sleeves pushed up. He’s holding a dark blue jacket over one arm, touching the side of a ship and saying with a smile, “You up for one last flight, old buddy?”]

I can’t speak for other social media webbed sites but I really enjoy how tumblr seems to just completely spin a wheel on whatever media is hot right now. Like yeah sometimes it’s a new show that’s big and actively coming out but also sometimes there will be a solid month where half my dash is Columbo memes. Defy authority. Get really into an book from the 1800s. Watch shows that haven’t aired in 40 years. Celebrate the anniversary of the Boston Molasses Flood. Become unmarketable

I made fiber arts bingo for 2026 pls play with meeeeee