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Santa's coming!

The simple truth for everyone. Mother nature is our true god because she is real and a god we can see. A couple of hundred years ago I could be burned at the stake for saying such a thing. Please don't let organized religion as we know it destroy your faith, It's all so much propaganda! Take a walk outside, look at the birds, the animals, the sky. We are all part of that. The earth is a living organism governed over by a central intelligence that no one really understands. But we are a part of that intelligence as are all living things and when we die that intelligence lives on and becomes a part of the whole. Heaven and hell are not geographical places. If any of the religious theory books including Bibles you have read bother you burn them and set your mind free.

I was trying trying to understand US Government psychology and this was the way it was explained to me. If you had four monkeys in a cage with a step ladder under a dangling banana and every time one of the monkeys tried to climb the ladder you spray all of the monkeys with cold water. Pretty soon if one of the monkeys tries to climb the ladder the other ones will beat it up, at that point you stop spraying them. Then you take one of the monkeys out and put a new one in and the others beat it up if it tries to climb the ladder. Replace another one of the original monkeys and the last replacement will join the rest in beating the newcomer up. It doesn't understand why they do this but it's now part of the group so it goes along with them. Finally all of the original monkeys have been replaced but nothing changes because this is the way they've been taught and it's the way it's always been. I think I understand everything a lot better now!

On Christmas and such. I'm a simple person (and perhaps a bit ignorant) But to put everything in the simplest perspective for other people the reason why this time of year is celebrated and has been since time unmemorable is because of the winter solstice. Yep, as simple as that, sun stops going away starts coming back time to celebrate! And over the years all this other crap has been added to it, ok so much for that. Next thing, about the Bible as far as I'm concerned no one need to quote scripture to me because it means nothing. King James might have been happy with his book but what about the other 2500 versions not to mention the Dead Sea Scrolls? Anyway I'm not concerned about some people who lived in the Middle East while my ancestors were building Stonehenge in England and had a very different religion.

Bubba Watson, who owns one of the famous General Lee cars from the popular Dukes of Hazzard television show revealed he plans to give the car a new paint job replacing the Confederate flag with the United States Flag because he's in support of something or another? But the United States flag on a car named after the commanding officer of the confederate forces doesn't seem to work very well. Maybe he could rename it the General Grant? Or just take it to the car crusher and end the controversy? In any case I fail to understand why this car should be offensive to anyone it was certainly never meant to be!

 Politically correct  Paul Revere! 

 Wishing you a politically correct Independence Day! 

The declaration of independence July 4, 1776 is the most priceless artifact in America. Later the southern states had their own "declarations of independence" South Carolina was the first to secede from the union, December 20,1861 the other states soon followed. So where is this priceless South Carolina document personally signed by 169 delegates today? Behind bulletproof glass burglar alarms etc. no it's in the hands of a private collector and will be sold at auction September 15 for around $10,000-$15,000. So I'm sure some hater groups can get enough money together to burn it along with any original battle flags they can find.

Scientists have successfully transplanted lab-grown penises on 12 rabbits and reported they're very happy with their new peckers. In the not so distant future when some guy says he's getting a new "Peterbilt" he might not be referring to a truck. The researchers, led by Professor Anthony Atala, successfully tested the lab-grown penises by transplanting them on 12 male rabbits. After recovery the male rabbits were placed inside cages with females and all tried to mate. "They went right at it" Atala proudly told our correspondent. Of the 12, eight rabbits ejaculated and four even fathered offspring. To create the penis' structure, the team uses in part a "donor's organ" which is cleaned of the existing cells by deploying a detergent made of enzymes. ( Volunteers might be hard to find?) The lab-grown penises are currently being evaluated for safety and sturdiness. The researchers are hopeful that they can test these on humans once they get the US Food and Drug Administration (FDA) approval by 2019. ( Anyone interested might want to sign up now. )