big dog energy

my least favorite vowel is o

mine is u

steve has lost bucky one too many times play with me again marvel i’ll beat your whole ass

reblog if you know that what happened in infinity war wasn’t peter quill’s fault

apparently rdj has his ears pierced so now its official tony stark has an extensive jewelry collection and he wears hoops and eccentric studs on the daily

“We have a Hulk”

“I like your plan except it sucks. Let me do the plan and that way, it might be good.”

“What were you the god of again?”

“I’m not doing ‘Get Help.’”

“I have been falling….for 30 minutes!”

“I never wanted the throne! I only ever wanted to be your equal.”

“Your saiviour is here!!!”

“OWW!! MY NIPPLES!!”

“Bucky?” “who the hell is Bucky?”

“You had one job.”

“GET HELP!!!”

“you’re the spider-man, from YouTube”

“So was I”

“I already told you, I don’t wanna join your super secret boyband.”

“I was gonna make you an omelette, and TELL you!”

“I’m bringing the party to you.”

“I am Loki of Asgard. And I am burdened with glorious purpose.”

“Kick names, take ass”

“Doth mother know…you weareth her drapes?”

“Language!”

“I am Groot”

“Yeah man, it killed DiCaprio.“

“I’m kidding. Were vegetarians.”

“I assure you brother, the sun will shine on us again.”

“WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE??”

“When I went under the world was at war. I wake up, they say we won. They didn’t say what we lost.”

WAKANDA FOREVER

I want my bird

UnderROOS!!!

“Freedom is life’s great lie… once you accept that, in your heart… you will know peace.”

THIS is a man

I‘ll do you one better. Why is gamora?

He’s a friend from work

“Not bad for the end of the world.”

Hey auntie.

“I am Steve Rogers.”

That’s my secret. I’m always angry.

“Regimes fall every day.  I tend not to weep over that, I’m Russian…or I was.”

“I’ve got red in my ledger”

“I like this!  Another!!”

“I don’t see how that’s a party..”

“He may have been your father, but he wasn’t your daddy.”

You gey 12% of the credit

“Move. Or you will be moved.”

“Grand Master uses it (the ship) for his good times, orgies and stuff” “Did she said orgies?” “yeah don’t touch anything”

“Loki, I thought the world of you.”

“Your Majesty. Don’t die”

“If you try to escape, or play any sort of games with me, I will taze you and watch “Supernanny” while you drool into the carpet.”

“You’re embarrassing me in front of the wizards.”

“Well, now I’m standing.  Happy?  We’re all standing now.  Bunch of jackasses standing in a circle.”

“Drop your socks and grab your crocs, we’re about to get wet on this ride”

“You better call it Coulson, ‘cause I’m starting to root for this guy.”

“in the end, you will always kneel”

“On your left.”

“The truth is…. I am Iron Man.”

“Give me back my Rhodey”

“IF WE CAN’T PROTECT THE EARTH YOU CAN BE DAMN WELL SURE WE’LL AVENGE IT”

“Well performance issues, it’s not uncommon”

“Dude, you’re embarrassing me in front of these wizards.”

“You’re embarrassing me, I told them we were friends!”

“Get lost Squidward!”

“ANOTHER”

mr stark, i don’t wanna get deleted

tony, at some point probably: no one can see you crying if you have a cool pair of sunglasses on

tony stark is a bicon

bi-ghtning