in love with the hook upon which everyone hangs

Archaeologists have finally unearthed mambo no. 1

Whatttt is with the tendency of Tumblr users to seek absolution from every single person who offhandedly posts about disagreeing with something they do

I say this not unkindly, but firmly: to function as a member of a social species, you have to get comfortable with the idea that not everyone will like you

Ok but have you stopped to consider how cute you'd look as my puppet? Like, I know you're really insistent on this whole 'free will' thing but I've got these really pretty strings that are sized perfectly for your body and so many honeyed words to whisper in your ear. You don't even need to stop fighting. You can just pause at the critical moment and I'll do all the work. We can make it look like an accident.

They're calling me the Technically Alive Girl