We're made from broken parts 🖤

all women born after 800 AD do is tempt, blaspheme, witchcraft, eat potent herbs to aid in their foul divinations, and lie

TURN THE SOUND ON TURN THE SOUND ON TURN THE SOUND ON

Yeah bro hit me up we’ll cancel some plans sometime

who else is in the mood to walk barefoot over the moors in a blood-red velvet ballgown w anguish in ur soul and wet leaves in ur hair while the wind blows moodily and dramatically?

can we all get mcdonalds afterwards

we all deserve it so yes absolutely. my treat

“dude” but like romantically

“babe” but like platonically

Can anyone confirm if this works in the US?

no offence but if we must wear makeup can we all just shave our eyebrows off and draw little lines over them and wear so much blush we just have little pink circles on our cheeks…i’d support that actually

as someone who has done this it is genuinely a million times easier to just draw a little line on your eyebrows than to use 30 products to try and fill in and define them. i think we should do that and have a little red lip and hearts on our cheeks and look like grotesque little mimes. if we must do anything 

Only instead of a candy bar, it’s your life.

You have an outdated version.  Mine threatens the sonic boom will shoot me into the sun.