you may ask yourself why are mister simon iron lung's hands tied, when clark gave that croptop kid only one rope around his waist. that is a FOOLISH question.
This crossover is growing on me, lately.
This has such potential as a 100k word long crack fic taken seriously... I feel it in my bones...
Also, I'm thinking about Clark overpowering Simon, the war guy, and I'm in hysterics over it.
Ngl, this might work










