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               ❛      I might have lost your cap.❜

            “ Oh my gods. When did you last see it ?”

                ‘ Yeah, well. WELL. I don’t APPRECIATE you being so smart all the time. I mean, really, is it even NECESSARY the amount of times you use it? Dial it in a bit. No, mostly all the way. What charm you currently possess would go up 25%, AT LEAST. ’ 

           `  ---I don’t care whether you find me CHARMING or not. I find myself as PLEASANT as I NEED to be, thank you.”

             ‘ —–I wouldn’t say intrusive cognitive therapy but more like COMPLETELY remove your thoughts on the subject altogether. It isn’t usual for the Sheriff’s Secret Police to play FAVORITES. ’ 

           ` Right, then, that’s KIND of you to amend. But who’s to say it actually HASN’T happened. Everyone knows the Sheriff’s Secret Police does a pretty thorough job when they want to so it makes sense they’d remove the WHOLE subject category. Then, again. I DO have a rather likable personality.” 

#DreamTeam

          “Beware the sea. She calls out for your blood.”

            ` --GREAT. That’s always something I’m happy to hear about.” 

             ‘ Yes, well. I could wish—-you should learn to keep your unwanted && rather unnecessary OPINIONS to yourself. Can’t say I remember what happened to the last RUDELY CURIOUS trudging through Night Vale.  ’ 

            ` Oh, no. Poor you, having to deal with my OPINIONS--it’s not a CRIME to have opposing THOUGHTS to yours yet. YET. Who knows what may be outlawed next. I bet you’re surprised the Sheriff’s Secret Police hasn’t called me in for intrusive cognitive therapy.”  

Tennessee Williams, Orpheus Descending (via fables-of-the-reconstruction)

              ‘ Who knows, you might have been–still might be, I should say–a figment of my imagination I don’t yet know about manifested. &&, in a shift of a gaze, WHO’S TO SAY you wouldn’t have DISAPPEARED altogether, only to reappear at the most inopportune moment or, maybe, SOMETIME WITHIN the next few minutes, the City Council decides to release a statement saying you don’t exist and should not be thought about. Wouldn’t have been the first time in Night Vale. ’

          ` HILARIOUS, as always. And not one for deviating from the norm still, I see. I thought I left more of an impression on you than a figment of you imagination but I stand corrected.”

           ‘ &&, END. Hello, little fly on the wall. Or not. Hello, human, but it’s not good to make a habit of ASSUMING—-I couldn’t decide whether it would be more pertinent of me to continue as I do or acknowledge your presence. ’

               ` -- YOU SHOULD make a habit of acknowledging my presence ; I find it rather OFFENSIVE otherwise. ”

                                       ‘ STAY TUNED, next, for an hour that will feel like minutes but will, in actuality, take weeks.’

Terry Pratchett, Wintersmith, pp. 18-19. (via deerduckdragon)

     they absolutely did not know that. now they were obsessed, which was not a good thing.

         She didn’t quite know how seriously to take the other because of course water was wet and fire burns. ??? It didn’t take much to figure at least that much out.

— - It was too easy to rile her up, her frustrations hanging from the sleeves of her sweater and she hardly tried hiding them. Good thing for him, too, since he enjoyed seeing her irrationally react to something. God, when did he start reveling in being a nuisance.  “Toothpaste in oreos is a little juvenile, Chase. Wait until you see what pretty boy has for you.”

              ` JUVENILE says the guy with the rubber spiders, right ?? I’d put my money on there being some waiting to drop on my head or hidden in my drawers. Was it you who put that yelling light-sensitive monster thing under my desk?” Days-late pranks be damned, they’re going to happen to all necessary participants.

greek mythology meme: Muses ↳ Urania

Urania represented astronomy and held a celestial globe. 

— - “You’ve got some jokes in you yet, Chase. Almost fooled me there.”

           ` GO AWAY.”