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“–in your opinion. Mr. Palmer. It would be best to leave the investigating to us. We’ll be able to determine whether or not Night Vale holds anything suspect. Thank you for your concern.”
‘ Whatever. You might want to pay a visit to Steve Carlsberg while you’re at it----he has an all-around bad reputation around here. ’
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` Pfft. YEAH, WELL. No one likes a tattletale.’
Burn her thoughts but continuing that ban was silly. It’s been a long-time since anyone’s turned into snakes or malicious & destructive spirit. Sure, there’s been warning signs and the almost-have-been transformed but those were rectified, someway-somehow, by Night Vale General Hospital doctors. If anything, the City Council was being PETTY for some odd reason or other—-she just knows it.
‘ You----you’re rude----THAT was uncalled for.’ There may or may not have been a jaw drop and a HARDLY stifled offended breath inhaled. He didn’t need to stand around for this, this RULE-BREAKER.
“Oh, no. I’m afraid it’s rather the latter, darling. The only spirits one can find to be of the non- annoyance variety is those of the drinking kind.”
‘ I think I’ll feel vaguely offended for the spirits who aren’t here to PROVE themselves to be anything other than an assumed annoyance but I see where you’re...coming from. ALTHOUGH, I’ve seen some side effects of overconsumption, ranging from those inconsequential aches to memories being put in mind that don’t belong to you. Either way, someone’s definitely trying to tell someone something. ’
` Right, then, that’s KIND of you to amend. But who’s to say it actually HASN’T happened. Everyone knows the Sheriff’s Secret Police does a pretty thorough job when they want to so it makes sense they’d remove the WHOLE subject category. Then, again. I DO have a rather likable personality.”
‘ Yeah, well. WELL. I don’t APPRECIATE you being so smart all the time. I mean, really, is it even NECESSARY the amount of times you use it? Dial it in a bit. No, mostly all the way. What charm you currently possess would go up 25%, AT LEAST. ’
an annoyance ?:
“ If that doesn’t scream suspicious, I don’t think much else would.”
‘ I could assure you, Agent Prentiss---you && your team won’t find much of anything that would ACTUALLY be considered useful, in your terms, in NIGHT VALE. ’
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she’ll eat her words:
` Oh, no. Poor you, having to deal with my OPINIONS–it’s not a CRIME to have opposing THOUGHTS to yours yet. YET. Who knows what may be outlawed next. I bet you’re surprised the Sheriff’s Secret Police hasn’t called me in for intrusive cognitive therapy.”
‘ -----I wouldn’t say intrusive cognitive therapy but more like COMPLETELY remove your thoughts on the subject altogether. It isn’t usual for the Sheriff’s Secret Police to play FAVORITES. ’
“Oh, no. I’m afraid it’s rather the latter, darling. The only spirits one can find to be of the non- annoyance variety is those of the drinking kind.”
‘ I wouldn’t know. Never spoken to a spirit before. Seen them WRECKING HAVOC around town but that’s about it. Unless you count sentient beings as spirits but it’s just not the same. I’m assuming. No, they are definitely not the same. ’ Pfft. He didn’t feel like he was MISSING OUT on something-----really.
Welcome to Night Vale + Cecil’s favorite things to say, quotes series.
she’ll eat her words:
` HILARIOUS, as always. And not one for deviating from the norm still, I see. I thought I left more of an impression on you than a figment of you imagination but I stand corrected.”
‘ Yes, well. I could wish----you should learn to keep your unwanted && rather unnecessary OPINIONS to yourself. Can’t say I remember what happened to the last RUDELY CURIOUS trudging through Night Vale. ’
she’ll eat her words:
` – YOU SHOULD make a habit of acknowledging my presence ; I find it rather OFFENSIVE otherwise. ”
‘ Who knows, you might have been--still might be, I should say--a figment of my imagination I don’t yet know about manifested. &&, in a shift of a gaze, WHO’S TO SAY you wouldn’t have DISAPPEARED altogether, only to reappear at the most inopportune moment or, maybe, SOMETIME WITHIN the next few minutes, the City Council decides to release a statement saying you don’t exist and should not be thought about. Wouldn’t have been the first time in Night Vale. ’
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{ welcome to night vale }, donethebest.
‘ If THOSE are made using WHEAT OR WHEAT BY-PRODUCTS, I’m afraid I’ll have to report you to the City Council-- ’ but CARLOS, dear && sweet && gentle, handsome Carlos, mentioned these were the best donuts he’s ever had and Cecil didn’t want to miss out on something considered HIS BEST ? OH, cruel temptation----how dare you.
{ welcome to night vale }, ghostsandgin.
‘ There APPEARS to be a sort of spirit ghost form following you. I heard they were considered GOOD LUCK----although, some might see them as an OMEN. Or a nuisance whispering in their ear. To each their own but I wouldn’t take the other opinions personally. ’
{ welcome to night vale }, emilyyprentis.
‘ An ADVICE in kind-----Night Vale doesn’t take well to visitors, no matter how short the duration is said to be. ’
{ welcome to night vale }, sciire.
‘ &&, END. Hello, little fly on the wall. Or not. Hello, human, but it’s not good to make a habit of ASSUMING----I couldn’t decide whether it would be more pertinent of me to continue as I do or acknowledge your presence. ’
‘ STAY TUNED, next, for an hour that will feel like minutes but will, in actuality, take weeks.’
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If I said you had a beautiful body would it matter in this vast, incomprehensible universe?
you’ve always wanted to hear about yourself on the radio
