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âI would prefer anything but this today.â Miranda looked at her laptop, tucked away quietly in her little corner of the coffeehouse. So what did she do exactly? Open the browser only to scroll through Buzzfeed and other such sites.
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[Text]: Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty~ ;)
[Text]:Wtf why would you stick a baseball bat there
[Text]:Do you think Domino's takes orders through texts?
[Text]:Do you want me to pickup milk while I'm out?
[Text]:Tbh Leo never deserved an oscar
[Text]:The party's tonight at 8, you bring the dip and I bring the chips?
[Text]:How horny can a lizard get?
[Text]:stop sending me emojis I don't have a smart phone okay?
[Text]:FYCK MY XBOX BROKE SHIT I DIDNT SAVE THE GAME RKTJG
[Text]:There are usually goats in the river
[Text]:We're out of toilet paper
[Text]:I'm on my way, but what street do you live on again?
[Text]:Picking up McDonald's, what do you want?
[Text]:THEY KILLED HIM. THEY KILLED HIM WHAT THEF UCK THIS SHOW IS SO HEARTW RENCHING WHY'D YOU MAKE ME WATCH IT
[Text]:It's literally two in the morning
[Text]:K?
[Text]:How's it going?
[Text]:Umm...wrong number
Lost and Found (starter for scienceofthebizarre)
Alfred rummaged in his pocket as he walked with Doctor Nesbitt to the car park. Â Finding his business card, Alfred held it out for her.
âMy phone number, in case we get separated.â Alfred explained. Â Chances were their managers had forgotten the possibility the two of them would be separated and need to contact the other. Â Alfred agreed with Dr Nesbittâs assessment of what they would likely find. Â Silently, he was dreading finding another filing cabinet full of nothing but MO discs and reams of paper. Â The MO discs were more of a problem for him, since modern operating systems often lacked the drivers needed for MO readers to work and the discs themselves stored around five gigabytes of data per disc.
As they reached the car park, Alfred indicated with his thumb his shiny black Lexus which his sister had mockingly nicknamed âLexie-saurusâ.
âMy carâs over there.â Alfred pulled out his pocket notebook, scribbled the address of the storage facility down and tore the page out, âHere, this is the address weâre going to.â  Alfred just hoped the traffic wouldnât be too hectic on the roads.
Miranda was possibly on the same wavelength of thought when it came to traffic. Tis hour could only get horrendous if the turn off lanes became too congested. As of the current time it seemed everything was going to be flowing smoothly for the while. They would be going there to retrieve loads of possibly junk files from filing cabinets and old disks. Jeez, how long had it been since Miranda had actually held a floppy disk? Although the Raccoon City hive did hold a fair amount of technology that wasnât stuck in the late 80â˛s and early 90â˛s.Â
The journey forward was going swimmingly until about the halfway mark, and that was when Miranda ran into a traffic jam heading towards the exit ramp. Her fingers gripped the steering wheel gently as she let out a heavy sigh. âLovely....â
//Sorry for the absence---I was on a bit of a vacation and then work ate up my time.
i have a PhD in getting myself into really bad situationsÂ
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we are the heroes of our time- but weâre dancing with the demons in our minds.
 Conchita Wurst being the very epitome of class when discussing newly-crowned Eurovision 2015 winner Mans Zelmerlow 
Lost and Found (starter for scienceofthebizarre)
They hadnât mentioned it, but then Alfred wasnât too surprised. Â His bosses never bothered to tell him who was ex-Umbrella, or ex-Tricell or ex anything, figuring that if Alfred needed to know, heâd find out on his own or would already know it. Â Picking up his car keys, Alfred realised that they wouldnât know exactly how much material they were going to be getting until they got to the storage site.
âDo you think we should take two cars or just see how much we can get in one?â Alfred asked, figuring that if it was just one, then itâd be a question of whose car. Â Alfred had no problems with either option. Â Standing up, he put his keys in his jacket pocket and made sure his desk was locked. Â A quick tap of three keys locked his computer.
âGood point about the histories though.â Alfred said as he slid his chair under his desk.  âThe Raccoon lab huh.  Run by William Birkin.â  Catching Dr Nesbittâs eye as he said it, âI used to work for Umbrella too.â  As he walked to his office door, Alfred opened it and slotted his key into the lock so he could lock it behind them.  âHowâd you find the lab there?â  Heâd seen the plans years ago, theyâd come up in a meeting when some Umbrella executive whose name Alfred had long forgotten had been waving them around and extolling the design as the most safe, comfortable and efficient lab they had ever designed.  Then the Raccoon City Incident had happened.
Miranda stood when Alfred grabbed his keys and waited for him to be finished with the smaller tasks in the office. âTwo cars. I honestly think hedging our bets on one car might lead to a headache later.â She pointed out with a brief chuckle. âIâve learned that these labs carry far too much information than needed. Excess, so much paper excess and disks it is almost funny.â Opening her purse she idly checked the interior to make sure her phone was settled in the side pocket.
âYes..William Birkin. I knew him fairly well but, he showed that his research took precedence over anything else. As for the lab? Huge to say the least and fairly modern for the time, but almost foreboding in its design.âÂ
Konnonoâs Favourite 8 from the Eurovision 2015 Semifinals 1:
(6/8) A Million Voices by Polina Gagarina (Russia)
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1. I made an RP blog because I love to write. I love to write stories and through canon or OC characters I can (hopefully) paint a vivid picture of different scenarios. Even slice of life ventures.
2. My preferred named is Tiana as that is my birth name.
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"Isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch-spit-on-your-neck fantastic?"
"I wanna quit the gym!"
"I wanna quit the bank!"
"You big tree..."
"How you doin'?"
"Wax the door shut. We're never leaving, ever."
"We were on a break!"
"I'm not great at the advice...can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
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"[name] doesn't share food!"
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"Because, sometimes after you sleep with someone, you have to kill a fish."
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"It's not that common. It doesn't happen to every guy. And it is a big deal!"
"No one ever listens to me. When the package is this pretty, no one cares what's inside!"
"Oh my God. You still have feelings for me, don't you?"
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"Whoa, whoa, kindergarten flashback."
"Whoa, whoa, prom night flashback."
"Awww. Oh no, wait a minute. I have no one!"
"I have no idea what's going on but I'm excited."
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"Hey, if we were in prison, you guys would be like my bitches."
"It was 18 pages. Front and back!"
"You're my lobster."
"Stick out your tongue."
"Take off your shirt!"
"Yeah, I know it must be important to you when you start chattering like a monkey."
"You know what they say, ask your slippers a question...you're going crazy."
"Did you see the kid on that nose?"
"We saw them doing it through the window. Actually, we saw them doing it up against the window."
"Crossed the line? You're so far past the line! The line is a dot to you!"
"I know they call this a loveseat, but I'm not feeling anything special towards you."
âCheryl, do tell me when your wedding is going to be.â
