GEEZ, MY CHANCES OF LIVING ARE PRETTY "NULL"!

HELL-O there!!! my name is schutz, and you just happened to stumble upon my page, oh, how WONDERFUL fate is! am i right?!

…no? okay.

BASIC INFO!!!

i’m schutz and i use he/him also i’m an artist and i primarily draw bsd characters (i like drawing poe and fyodor). on occasion my ocs and other characters/series i happen to like…👀

i am autistic (and have adhd) so i’ll sometimes put the tag “autistic artist” to expand the scope of my work.

fandoms i happen to be in

bsd (obviously)

pressure

jjk (though i don’t really talk about it a lot)

die of death

ultrakill

dsaf

there’s probably more but WHATEVER.

BOUNDARIES!!!

i block pretty freely but other than that—

but basic dni — radqueers, xenosatanists, zoo/necro, darkshippers, MAGA, MAPs (so close! you are a predator ❤️), terfs, and T.R.A.S.H should get the FUCK off my page. this is a safe space for everyone BUT you. interact and i rip off your skin from the waist downwards

i’m okay with asks just don’t go too far in terms of sexual/suggestive, as i am uncomfortable with these sentiments. other than that i ENCOURAGE asks! I LOVE BEING QUESTIONED!! (nothing personal though.)

STUFF I LIKE (MISC)!!!

as you can tell i REALLY like frutiger aero, but i also like a lot of whimsical and vampiric things as counter!

i like a lot of music, and i have some bands i fancy an awful lot!

metallica

stone temple pilots

soundgarden

snake river conspiracy

KMFDM

the phantom limbs (ooh, how niche…)

DADAROMA

specimen

alice in chains

couple mutuals i can name off the top of my head

@nikolaieatchildrensin-1983 @yosanoakikofanboy @max-wanna-die @rumiami-413 @cadygroves @im-making-an-effort @lily-of-knossos @artistic-vampyre @feydas-damsel @fyolaais @crowleyshusbanddddd @sillyangla @wolf-dragon-666 @bloodxcults

idk i’m mutuals with a lot of people

I PROMISE I’M NICE!!!

i really like oriental short haired cats and collecting plushies…also reading, i really like harlan ellenson and toni morrison—also a writer i will spend at least 2 pages about describing fabric on a persons clothes—of course i like browsing the web and that’s how i was greeted by tumblr (despite having a fascination with the site for a while ^_^💧).

TAGS!!!

#schutz complains — just what you would expect, me complaining. mainly petty stuff but it could be serious idk

#schutz rambles — talking with no real premise

#EVOLUTION AT ITS FINEST — reblogs

anyways! i’m all done here :)

BYE!!!

wait this is such a funny idea because in reality fukuzawa was throwing hands with some little ass girl instead of the “mafia boss” 😭😭😭

either way i’m listening anon tell me more 👀👀👀

also shitpost thing

Get goat'd

i ammmmm i love being an anon lol

self indulgent thing below the ACTUAL post

am i going insane. you guys don’t see it?? come on flowery is dazai dazai is flowery THEY ARE SYNONYMOUS WITH EACHOTHER

(reference image)

YEAH WHAT ABOUT IT.

but in all seriousness i sometimes go back to my intro to add mutuals and take off deactivated accounts to clean it up. i’m surprised people notice

i think geto counts, if not then megumi—i think his ability is cool and if he wasn’t a bum he could do more with it and be of use—alas gege hates bro 💔

(i still really like yuji)

roblox game

Do you have a favorite Metallica song/songs? (Yes I also listen to them lol.)

I haven't heard every one but if I had to pick one or two it would be either Enter Sandman or Master of Puppets.

I may be more of a Korn girly but I like metal/rock music in general!

Some other things:

I also love Frutiger Aero.

And yes Oriental Shorthairs are adorable, I love their big ears! <3

ooh, those are great choices! i’m still kind of getting into metallica but a few favorites of mine are orion, the call of ktulu, and ride the lightning :)

also yes yes oriental shorthairs are very cute!!! noodle cats if you will