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★ Experiment 37★

‣ Aim: To demonstrate the amount of pretentiousness this User posesses, and to find their alien origin.

‣ Apparatus required: Prefrontal cortex(optional)

‣ Experiment:

1. Force the subject into a life tailor made to exploit their weaknesses

2. With careful dissociation, note down recurring tendencies.

‣ Observations:

Tendencies are as such-

this user:

1. Is highly stimulated by: Any form of reading, a physics problem ("yum 🤤")...a roundabout math problem even, the thought of Euler, documentaries/video essays, starlight, cathartic melodies, etc.

2. Is mediocre at: Guitar, hindustani classical music, singing-songwriting, philosophy, meteorology, literary analysis, stargazing

3. Derives their personality from the following:

3.1 Shows-

•Doctor Who

•House MD

•Dark ("REVIVE 1899 NETFLIX")

•The Walking Dead

3.2 Music(ians) -

•The Last Dinner Party

•Sarah Kinsley

•The Crane Wives

3.3 Books/Authors

•The Army, the Navy

•Agatha Christie

•Excerpts from Journals of Kafka/

Plath (any journals in general,

including their own)(honorable

mention- Diary of a Young Girl)

•Myriad of classics, sci fi, crime,

dystopia and the occasional slice of

life or romance for normalcy's sake.

No book remains unturned or

irrelevant.

Subject also displays strong irony.

‣ Precautions: People devoid of logic dni. subject may talk about their suicidal tendencies so anyone uncomfortable may (?) Do whatever they want.

‣ Conclusion: Pretentious level found to be at a local maxima.

Chances of being Martian: extremely high.

^ This is what the subject looks like on a day to day basis.