shouldve been a cowboy

Go fuck yourself.

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hate when you mishear a lyric and look it up and yours is better

ikanzame!!! your people of virginia desire you carnally!!!!

Your misbehaving boyfriend is not funny to me

i get so irritated with "i dont like zoos on principle" people. There are many bad institutions ofc but it's like being an animal welfare advocacy based on Vibes rather than yknow the most dedicated and cutting edge researchers and carers and actual conservation and public education programs. its giving white vegan its giving peta etc.

"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

”getting thicker skin” is great in theory but I think for some people “get better at handling your thin skin” is gonna be way more helpful advice. I have strong emotional reactions to criticism and they might never go away, but i can continue to try and handle each situation maturely and that’s the important part. Sometimes irrational feelings are chronic and living with them is better than trying to beat yourself up into not having them.