VERA!!?!

me but not enough pink lol

there are days where NO ❌️ video games are played and there are days where video games are played for 10 or maybe 14 hours straight

I love browsing cover-up tattoo stuff when every once in a while there's someone asking "how do I cover up this unspeakably idiotic thing" and people are like "please do not cover that up, that's fucking amazing." You just have "shrimps is bugs" written on your leg now. That's your legacy.

Have you seen that one weasel tattoo that someone was asking coverup advice for? One of the best tattoos I've seen.

It's so fucking beautiful I'm in tears. Laughing so hard I'm crying but what difference is that really.

paying hundreds of thousands of dollars for experimental elective dental surgery where they fill my mouth with shark teeth so i can give worse blowjobs

sometimes lesbian homewrecking is the only ethical option

we're going to a frankly weird and bizarre amount of effort to make sure that a teenager never sees a boob on the internet.

a lotta congressmen who grew up stealing their dads playboys and hustlers and sports illustrated swimsuit editions and talk about that experience like a fun, beloved, and fundamental part of growing up are now acting like the world will end because of onlyfans and adult social media accounts. starting to wonder if it has less to do with the naked women, and more to do with the fact that men aren't always the ones taking, framing, and publishing their pictures anymore.