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Ted looked far too good in Schlatt's video
*all gifs r mine I made too many

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I'm reverse parasocial, if I get a new follower I will secretly hope they dm me so that we can be friends. Like YES PLEASE COMMENT ON ALL MY POSTS AND ACT LIKE WE'VE KNOW EACH OTHER FOREVER!!!
I'm reverse parasocial, if I get a new follower I will secretly hope they dm me so that we can be friends. Like YES PLEASE COMMENT ON ALL MY POSTS AND ACT LIKE WE'VE KNOW EACH OTHER FOREVER!!!
he is a content creator, not a real person.
This is all that plays in my head

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waiter, waiter!! a bite of bicep please
Hey, I really want to join the schlerver but i wanted ask if you're serve has that thing where it announces when a new person joins. Im asking cus even online i get nervous around new people (i know sounds stupid) and i just worry about joining and having that "THIS PERSON JUST JOINED" text pop up and that is just the one thing that has made me hesitate cus it feels like id be bombarded on the spot after that. Again sorry ik it sounds dumb but my over-aware brain unfortunately has that social debuff
We do have that notification, but we don't typically bombard anyone on the spot lol.
We have the welcome channel and then the rules channel that you can see until you're ready to enter fully!
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Hey, I really want to join the schlerver but i wanted ask if you're serve has that thing where it announces when a new person joins. Im asking cus even online i get nervous around new people (i know sounds stupid) and i just worry about joining and having that "THIS PERSON JUST JOINED" text pop up and that is just the one thing that has made me hesitate cus it feels like id be bombarded on the spot after that. Again sorry ik it sounds dumb but my over-aware brain unfortunately has that social debuff
We do have that notification, but we don't typically bombard anyone on the spot lol.
We have the welcome channel and then the rules channel that you can see until you're ready to enter fully!
BIG GUY MODE!
Yes this is just schlatt + kaboodle And no you can't find any wire in him, no wire plays

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Schlatboodle
Ok now it's just annoying when he's super-sized.
🏖️Beach vacation🌊 pt. 1
Fem reader!
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Finally, 5PM.
You’ve been waiting all week for this, Schlatt and you have had this trip planned for weeks now but never knew when to do it. With his work recently having him to travel and do more videos, and yours having to run around getting your business all smooth sailing which has caused more headaches than you have fingers and toes.
You clocked out the second it hit 5, ran down the stairs and jumped right in your car.
As you drove home, you called Schlatt. You ask him if he’s got everything packed and ready to go to head out for tonight.
“Hey toots, how was work?”
“Amazing knowing I have the next 3 weeks with you.”
You looked down at the radio due to Schlatt being on speaker in the car. You let out the most happy giggle ever.
You guys needed this.
Ever since things went rough between you and your parents, life’s has changed drastically. Yet, because schlatts there everything suddenly is worth it. You two have been through hell and back together a few times and finally, just settled for good and have a very stable and secure relationship. Life couldn’t get better.
“I hear you honey. Listen, the car is all packed up and since we are leaving tonight around 11, I’ve made dinner reservations.”
You smiled so big that people driving next to you even noticed.
“Oh Schlatt, you didn’t have too”
“Your favorite place. I know my baby and me deserve it.”
You thanked Schlatt over and over again, even when you hung up you thanked him 10 more times.
You pull up into the garage, only to see Schlatt waiting for you with flowers in his hands. You park and jump out the car like a kid at the play ground.
“Schlatt, you didn’t have to oh my god.”
“Toots you deserve more than the world”
You look down as he hands you the bouquet of flowers. They’re white and pink tulips. You smelled them and they smelled more than divine.
Schlatt has a really big suspicious smile on his face, like he’s hiding something for you and you were about to find out.
“Toots, there’s one more thing I need to tell you..”
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a/n: HIII HELLO FIRST FAN FIC IVE EVER WRITTEN!!!there’s gonna be a lot more parts to this so guys BARE WITH ME HEREEEEE I really hope you enjoy it
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best schlatt accounts and writers to follow?
Tbh I love everyone's writing so much. Anything I reblog is a banger
But me
Definitely me I'm the best...
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Ye olde Manberg Propaganda,,
Aftercare ☁︎‧₊˚
Notes: !fem reader, nsfw mentions, panic, Schlatt being a good bf lolll
Summary: You guys just got done having amazing sex but, you have this lingering feeling you embarrassed/didn't do good during sex. Panic starts to rise because this was your first time doing anything like this with Schlatt. Luckily, Schlatts here to comforting you and help you feel better.
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That was some of the best sex you’ve had in your life. From your face being shoved in the pillow and feeling everything just slide right in you, to sucking Schlatts dick so good there’s a bruise at the top of your mouth. Truly, you never knew you could reach this level of perfection when it comes to having sex. I mean sure you haven’t had that much sex before.. your body count is literally 2 Schlatt being one of them. That shouldn’t matter right?
You would hope not..
Schlatt looks at you and smiles as he lays next you, wiping his face with his hand as he stares off for a bit. His smile seems to fade due to being so deep in thought. He comes back to reality and uncovers himself from the sheets. He stands up gets dressed and walks out of the room.
Panic.
You see how the smile slowly faded and how he just got up without saying a word. You turned around to face the wall just lost in your thoughts.
What I that bad?
Did I make him feel good?
I mean, I did make him cum.. but was it ME who did it?
Was I too loose?
Did I hurt him?
Did I look like I was faking it?
These thoughts flood your head and you just start drowning. You get up to use the bathroom, still lost in thought. You sit down on the toilet and just burst out into tears.
After a bit you collect yourself, make sure it looks like you haven’t been crying, and grab some clothes so you can shower.
You turn on the shower and get in. You again get more lost into thought and just start sobbing. You sit down on the floor letting the burning hot water hit you. You’re crying so hard, Schlatt walked back into the room to your cries.
In a panic he drops all the stuff on the bed, and starts banging on the bathroom door.
“Baby, is everything ok?”
He said in worried tone. You try to speak but nothing comes out.
“Sweets, I’m coming in ok?”
He opens the door and walks over to the shower, sliding open the curtain to see you crying and shaking. Out of a panic he takes off his clothes and gets in the shower with you.
You stare at him confused as he gets in the shower with you and reaches out for your hand. You grab his hand and he helps you up off the floor, looking down at you he sees how shakey and worried you are. You proceed to just burry your face in his chest and start crying again, he wrapped his big arms around you just standing there under the hot water.
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After he finishes drying you up he grabs a shirt, shorts, and a pair of boxers. He dresses you up as well as himself and he looks down on you. You haven’t made eye contact not once with him this whole time.
“Toots, what’s wrong? You haven’t looked at me nor said anything to me. I’m really worried”
You slowly look up at him and you try not to cry. You take a deep breath and you start talking with your hands a lot while you shake.
“Well, see I haven’t had that much sex like ever. I only ever had sex with one other person before you, and o must’ve done something wrong. You just smiled and looked at me after we finished got right up and left. So obviously I must’ve done something wrong. I probably was too-“
He listened to you and watched how shakey you were waving your arms around. He smile a little and grabbed both of your hands. He kissed them both causing you to stop talking. He looked in your eyes picked you up, and sat you down on the sink.
“Toots, you weren’t too much or too little at all. I understand you haven’t had sex before me, but even then, I wouldn’t care either way.”
He looked at you and as you started to tear up, he wiped your tears and kept talking.
“Baby, you were perfect to me. You’ve always BEEN perfect to me. You also have to understand that sure I look like I know what I’m doing, I don’t. Baby I’m not experienced in all of this. That’s why I stayed quiet and got up. I got so fucking embarrassed because I had the most beautiful woman laying down next to me after I had sex with her.”
You smiled through your tears as he continued to wipe them. You just realized that he isn’t so scary and he truly loves you. You’ve know that but this really helped seal those bad thoughts away.
Schlatt proceeded to kiss all over your face and hug you tightly. You hug him back and let out the biggest sigh of relief.
He lets go of you
“I’m sorry if I did anything to scare you during our time, I didn’t know if rough was the way to go but I still went with it.
You giggle
“Of course not, I love it when Schladdy is rough with me. Especially when he makes me feel like his special girl.”
His eyes widened as he turned a bright red
“You’re always going to be my special girl toots, always.”
He leans in for a kiss and you two start making out. He picks you up from the sink and carried you to your bed. This man has amazing skills while walking with his eyes closed cause you two made out the whole way there.
He sat you down on the bed and you two just stared at each other
“I love you, toots.”
“I love you too, Schlatt.”
Authors note: WOWOWOWOWOW I LOVED WRITING THIS ONE!! He’s so “I look tough but I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing” coded and I LOVE ITTThes so cutie patootie!1!1!1! I HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOY IT AS MUCH AS I DID BYEEEEEEE UNTIL NEXT TIMEEEE