Huh

@blinded-by-love

I think we should do this but leave Colorado alone so there’s just an extremely jarring rectangle in one part of this

I like how you think.

enough. to the Box with you

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

ugh i need to be stretched by a cock that is too thick for me

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

we’re so lucky that gilgamesh survived and is a banger. can you imagine if we found the oldest written human story ever recorded and it sucked balls.

If I was a plant I could photosynthesize and I'd say "I had a light breakfast ☀️"

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.

I experienced a few embarrassing seconds of confusion because in my language (French) the bishop is called the fool

bro naruto is so fucking gay whenever he’s about to die he gets a gay ass flashback about sasuke and it’s always the kiss as the thing that shows up first okay homotron 9000

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.