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breaking news: white cis boy drinks a can of monster energy drink, more at 11

breaking news: tumblr feminists continue to make jokes about cis white guys which in turn make them look exactly like the idea of man hating feminists that I thought we were trying to break away from

breaking news: I am a cis white boy and I was talking about myself, sit down child.

I still don't know what "cis" is and every time I see it mentioned I imagine someone with some highly deadly nose cancer.

I relate most to it because in high school I couldnt find pants that fit right so I some times would just store stuff in the front of my pants, like my sandwich. I was a walking marsupial. That and I tend to hiss loudly if someone shines a bright ass light in my eyes. 

I just spent like $30 on books and video games and got like 4 different things this is the best deal ever

In Arizona its illegal to have more than three dildos in a home- but with that kind of free shipping and prices I am willing to break the law.

Why is this cute?

Its cute because they are small. This is my gif set. We have to work with them to tame them down and you'd be a fool to think wild retics arnt as bitey. They are worked with a little bit each day. They are progressively getting better and starting to understand that humans arnt going to kill them. Its easier to hand tame a retic thats a baby than one that could potentially do you harm to the point of an ER visit or worse. I can promise you if you go into the wild and attempt to handle a wild retic a nip isnt all you will get. That being said they also arnt man eaters but do like to be left alone. In short wild retics are the same as captives as babies, all snakes are defensive and have different temperaments- work with them while young and you prevent having an aggressive adult.