Quotes by the Dr. Spencer Reid Daily

No, no, I count two cuts, three bruises, a black eye and possibly a fractured rib. I’m not telling you how to do your job but you should probably consider getting her a CAT scan.

It's like Hotch at the beach.

Orthophobia: fear of owning personal property.

Hey, do you wanna read? I always read when I'm anxious.

Do you even know how to play chess?

All I know is what it says. I don't know what it means.

I like a good paper trail. I find it meditative

We've gone paperless?

Psychopaths get bored easily.

Actually, some studies indicate that men take twice as many selfies as women ‘cause it’s considered to be an acceptable form of male vanity

Ass clowns?

Road trip, nice! I've got books on tape with Peter Coyote reading the entire Foundation Trilogy.

You'd be surprised how many killers do what they do because of their parents.

Oh, no. He, uh- he left a letter explaining everything. Just like my dad did when he abandoned me and my mom.

Oftentimes the best profilers are the unsubs themselves. They're the ones that are able to walk into an arcade full of children and pinpoint the boy or girl that can be led out quietly.

Did you know she's the only person in the whole world who calls me Spence?

I hold doctorates in Chemistry, Mathematics, and Engineering. I also have BAs in Psychology and Sociology.