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sorry for all my hypothetical draag situations they make me laugh

tourist in draag: heyyy we should totally go see a complimentary show by the national band haha that’d be sooooo cute for my story(💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

“i asked chatgpt” i asked kobra kid and he told me to kill myself

Do they have black parade stan accounts in draag where they upload fancams and aegyo and have fanwars. one admin gets cancelled for being a sasaeng. tried to sneak into the moat for an autograph and never came back out. the followers say they deserved it. bad karma. they have biases over there. gerard has solo stans telling him to leave the band and start his own regime. frank and ray solos argue with each other on which guitarist is more useful. on that note, those videos of ray jumping while playing guitar are posted and captioned with things like May the wheat never fall within his home 🌾 Adoring our Most Exalted Lead Guitarist each day ❤️ account with big following posts new group photo and accidentally crops out mikey and gets flamed for being an anti as people type long think pieces about how the most exalted bassist is never truly appreciated as an artist. they have ship wars. someone posts a thread about the mistreatment they’re facing based on things like visible bruising or exhaustion and their account is gone within the hour. no one knows where they went but everyone knows it’s the moat. black parade superfan ends up in the same cell block as gerard and gets totally geeked out the way kpop idols often meet their own fans in the military. They have their own lightstick

been referring to things I don’t like as Spiritually Better Living and I think Party Poison would enjoy that

i say MY MOST EXALTED VOCALIST about lltbp gee despite not living in draag the way people that don’t live in nyc say MY MAYOR about mamdani