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Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

all i want is a flat chest and some fangs

if you ever feel safe please remember that im out there

what we mad about tonight

people are STILL coughing into their hands

Does it make me a slut because I want to see my friends dicks? Like I just want to know what they’re packing that’s it.. Like bro let me just see it

My New Years resolution is to shut up

2018 is almost over and all I gotta say is what the fuck was that

Self care isn’t always washing your hair and wearing nice clothes. Sometimes, it’s doing more difficult tasks like summoning an ancient entity to help around the house or finding the right number of bones and the right drink to appease the old gods that hang around you.