EXCERPTSFROM ANEWSPAPER

So I knew @paulyshore had a birthday coming up soon since we obviously share some #aquarius tendencies. I put off checking to see when the actual date was because I've been busy finalizing that proposal for the @adobe creative residency. I was pretty sure it was the third but I was also pretty sure it was the first. One of those inclinations was correct though and obviously I didn't bother to check until it was already the second in New York City. So I gave myself the weekend and I'm glad I did. It may have turned out much different had I chose to rush things. Not to say that I didn't. It's cabaret night @velveteenrabbitlv and I still haven't solidified those lines of mine in my mind for tonight. But I'm in the bathtub now and then it's off to hair and wardrobe. Makeup? Who knows. It's #newyearseve and I might try to pull some tricks out of my sleeve. Either way. Get the cast ready. I intend to break my legs tonight... . . . ...might even be ready to stop dragging my feet with that @maidenmamagoose puppet. . . . . #happybirthday #paulyshore #creativecloud #characteranimator #aftereffects #audition #ArtistsOnInstagram #nashville #musicvideo #singersongwriter #rockandroll #Acoustic #animation #anime #psychedelic #motiongraphics #yearoftheboar #godbless @nightmarescenes (at Las Vegas Nevada) https://www.instagram.com/p/BteqpzVFhCv/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=qg9kuq4lduq0

The fun police showed up just in time - Before them barrel rolls could do any more damage. #catsofinstagram #dogsofinstagram #doabarrelroll

Quick little chase. Was gonna show off the unicycle but coast to coast is over so I think that means it's a more than fine time to catch some z's and dream of things maybe a little more pleasant than #tadpoles and #flies. #aftereffects #animation #artistsoninstagram #motiongraphics

Today's #adobelive #psdailychallenge was to design a #wallpaper for your mobile phone apparatus. I have always enjoyed the fact that #HTC phones make me feel like I was using a TurtleComm from the old #TMNT cartoon so I figured I'd throw together something to see that dream become a bit more of a reality. I think the image on my behance has enough JPEG for your phone, too. Should you feel so inclined. Anyhow... back to your crypt, boy. (at Las Vegas Nevada)

Up late listening to @coast2coastlive. Turned my #adobelive #psdailychallenge into another little #aftereffects composition. Had to make it long enough for #igtv so, apologies if it loses your 8 second attention span. But that sounds sharp and hurtful and isn't my intent. Let's try again. Hi. My name is Ryan and I'm going to bed. But first I'll tuck a couple extra pound signs under my pillow. Goodnight! #animation #motiongraphics #cartoon #comicbooks #horror #storytelling #bbq #witchtrials #fairytales #folklore #faretheewell (at Las Vegas Nevada)

Been working on new characters for Dat Frog Prince. The highly anticipated sequel to the giraffe rap no one asked for. But, I used some old stuff today to make some cuts and experiment with a few new things in #aftereffects while the missus made plans to become an evil co-dictator and turn this world into the #madmax #candyland mash-up it truly oughta be. Strange day of storms. Here, and on #Mars. Raining #hashtags and #aluminum onto the streets. Remember to try not to breathe. Covered in concrete clouds. Will the dust ever settle down? Who cares? I hope not. We got this bull by the horns and I'm just hoping that he bucks. Will think about putting sounds on top of this one and shoving it onto #igtv tomorrow or whenever I feel comfortable making more gushy eye noises in front of the animals. For now? Here come some hashtags. #animation #cartoon #anime #2danimation #motiongraphics #comiccon #comicbooks #illustration #practicemakesperfect #catholicguilt (at Las Vegas Nevada)

Nanako-kun

Okay, brain. There's only one more direction we can take this joke then we are done with it. Capiche? #nationaldairymonth #milkandcheese #pardonmyparody #neutralmilkhotel #altright #altleft #hokeypokey #comics (at McCarran International Airport)

Soon my children. The animation domination will prevail. 

Been working on backgrounds and dumb puppet rigs. Still examining these reasons to live. But if I manage to prove to y'all that I've got something to give - Maybe this dark patch won't be revisited again. Now accepting pats on the back as well as other forms of currency. https://www.patreon.com/nightmarescenes https://www.facebook.com/nightmarescenes https://www.youtube.com/aghostisaghost https://www.soundcloud.com/aghostisaghost https://www.behance.net/aghostisaghost