Goddamnit Grandma

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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if i look back, i am lost
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Goddamnit Grandma

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Anyone watch Phineas and Ferb? Remember that one episode when Dr. Doofenschmirtz and Vanessa are riding a scooter to the mall and some guy catcalls at Vanessa and Doof turns and is like “She’s sixteen!” and freakin’ shoots him with a gun that sends people to alien dimensions A+ Father
how come some ships are so big that they’re practically cruise liners and then here’s me with my otp like
row row row your boat
gently down the stream
painfully painfully painfully painfully
why don’t people fucking ship this
is this ok can i have this blanket please

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mostly im glad america got its independence because the british call a grilled cheese a cheese toasty and im not about that
Blood bounces quite strikingly on snow not only because of the obvious color/contrast discrepancy, but the large difference in temperatures.
Another post to add to the list of “I swear I’m not a serial killer, just a writer”
i think oreos might have taken it a step to far with this one
Wait till the Moreos guy gets here…
OK NO THIS IS WHERE I DRAW THE LINE THIS IS SO BULLSHIT. DO YOU KNOW WHAT CANDY CORN IS? FUCKING SUGAR. THAT’S BASICALLY ALL IT IS. YEAH THERE’S PRESERVATIVES AND SHIT BUT YOU GET THE POINT, SO IT’S BASICALLY FUCKING SUGAR FLAVORED SUGAR. DO THEY THINK THIS IS OKAY? ARE THEY REALLY OUT OF IDEAS TO THE POINT WHERE THEY’RE LIKE “OK FUCK IT WE CAN’T THINK OF ANYTHING THIS STUPID KIDS WHO PISS THEMSELVES LIKE FUCK IT IT’S GONNA BE SUGAR BUT WE’LL MAKE IT FUN” LIKE GODDAMMIT GUYS AS IF OREOS WEREN’T UNHEALTHY AS SHIT ALREADY NOW IT’S FUCKING DIABETES SQUARED. HAPPY HALLOWEEN YOU LITTLE SHITS.
that’s not the moreos guy
looks like the moreos guy has a rival
you’re not even perchu
If cosplaying is an art performed at conventions, does that mean that cosplayers are… con artists
get out
Pack your things, you’ve been fired.
RP Pro Tip 3:
Anyone who’s used Tumblr for more than 5 minutes knows that it uses a block of lines on the left side of a text post to designate comments from different users. When these start to build up, Tumblr automatically switches to reblogging posts as links to keep the dashboard looking clean. Roleplayers know that reblogging posts as links is a no-no (or did you miss that tip?) and reblog all of their posts as text. However, this means that extensive conversation can build up.
Untrimmed posts look like this:
Not only is it an eyesore, the text is distributed one letter per line. That means they go on forever and require a tedious amount of scrolling to bypass. How do you trim posts?
Place your cursor in front of the first letter of text on one of your previous posts, two or three posts before your current one.
Select all the text above and delete it. Some people delete everything, including the URL links. I generally try to keep the URLs properly lined up with their quoted text.
It’s easy, folks. For the sake of common courtesy, do it. Everybody has their own preference for how far back to trim posts, but depending on the length of the posts in question, 2-4 is ideal for keeping the dashboard clean.
PS: Accounts pictured are not mine. These unfortunate souls were simply not trimming their posts at the time I was writing this.

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found a children’s book about butts today
one of them has a slap mark
you can never start too early I suppose
have people on this website forgotten that spanking isn’t always an erotic act
Letting Jesus take the wheel
A blog isn’t a blog without a transparent Will Smith.
DUDES IT FITS PERFECTLY AROUND THE TUMBLR PROFILE PICTURE SO IF YOURE SCROLLING AND YOU REALLY LIKE THE PERSONS BLOG YOU CAN GET WILL SMITH TO BE ALL LIKE “wACHAAAAA”
everyone watch this immediately
i am in tears this is beautiful.
better than gaga at the vmas yes or yes
lady gaga is a muse to the masses
#and then she tricked him into revealing his plans #ur fave could never
#except no other faves COULD ever because nearly every other names character in this film is male #and natasha operates within gender paradigms #she exploits them and inverts them and uses them to burn the best laid plans #i do think she’s actually afraid here when he says he’ll have clint kill her slowly and intimately #just because he could and my kingdom for the two of them when she has a nightmare about the hulk #but otherwise she knows exactly what she’s doing. every facial expression and body motion is purposeful #these strong powerful men with ego problems think her vulnerable because she’s armed with nothing but her body #and that body is small and breakable and doesn’t have any armor at all #but that body is far more powerful than any of those men realize and she can kill with it if she has to #and she’s got no problem with that but her main goal is extraction and you can’t extract information from the dead #so she takes those assumptions about her and turns that strength against the men who think little of her #she allows them to think they’ve gotten power over her and in so doing she crawls into their plans and burns them down from the inside #your favorites could actually never because every other avenger in this film is a man #and a man could never do this
#and a man could never do this

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Children’s Worst Nightmares by Joshua Hoffine
This is fucking incredible
Can we talk about how the cubes on the last pic spell “Daddy no”
I remember the release of the last image, a few some odd years ago, on DA. It caused quite a rabble, the artist explaining that not all monsters are from a child’s imagination.
Fuck
so im on wajas right when im like
oh this is cute ill put it on skeller but i wonder what the other ones say
haha that’s cute
wait
the colors
no
oh my god
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fuCKIGN