daughter, sister, infant death

do you guys think a shark has ever eaten an ant

yeah one ant couldve crawled on the ceiling at an aquarium and tripped and falled and landed in the big tank full of big ass fish and coincidentally drifted right into the open mouth of a shark just swimming because sharks need to keep moving with their mouths open to breathe or else they’ll die and float belly up at the aquarium and make little kids cry because they think someone just murdered baby shark I think its at least plasable

do you think a shark would like the taste of ants if it could eat enough of them in one bite to taste them

no i dont like the taste when i eat them i dont think they would like the taste if they ate them its probably for real like poison to them idk.

okay

customer: i want an unsweetened tea coworker: sure we have black and green customer: what makes it black coworker: coworker: its black tea customer: oh okay

customer, looking into glass bakery case where you can see all our bakery: what cookies do you have me: right now we have a chocolate chip one and an ube one customer: which one is which me: me: *points to the purple fucking cookie* this is ube customer: oh okay

you people aren't CASTING

Bart floaters no mercy

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

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