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$LAYYYTER

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I’m just saying if Daniel Radcliffe, the literal protagonist of the Harry Potter franchise since the age of ten years old, was able to disavow JK Rowling and move on from the HP universe then actually what the fuck is anyone else’s excuse. There is no one else on the planet who can say their entire childhood was HP more than that guy and he still cared about trans people more than the average tumblr user who says “we’re protesting by making all her characters queer and trans!!” like you can do better. You should do better.
sticker design for pride this year! 💞🏳️⚧️
"Scrooge learns the true meaning of Bisexual Awareness Week" Make Some Noise Season 3 Episode 11
Just a heads up right now: on the day when Trump dies, I’m going to be extremely tasteless about it. It’s going to get ugly. You are going to see a side of me I am not proud of. I don’t want any call-outs in my inbox, I’m stating right now that lines will be crossed.
How disgusting can someone be
I wouldn’t even say this about my worst enemy
Forget the fact that its trump. If you agree with this youre fucking evil. Evil literally lives inside you. Wow.
Anyways all of y’all AND the evil that literally lives inside of you are invited to the sick ass house party I’m throwing when lord dampnut kicks the bucket
I feel like all you Americans need to take a look at what happened here in the UK after Maggie Thatcher died. Because when it comes to tasteless celebrations fuelled by anger and the death of a hated political leader, we REALLY pushed the boat out. We had street parties. We had burning effigies. We pushed “Ding Dong the Witch is Dead” to the top of the charts out of sheer hatred. Bone up kiddos, and I really hope you manage to do that truly American thing, of dramatically outdoing us with your celebrations.
Reblogging for last comment.
With the way this year is going, the sooner it happens the better.
*this can be reblogged every year
I’m going to make cake. There’s going to be fireworks. There WILL be a burnt effigy.
Look, I’m gonna level with you americans for a second. When old wrinkly and orange kicks the bucket, for once in my life, possibly the only time, I’ll actually want to be able to see the fireworks from across the Atlantic. And I daresay I won’t be the only one. So listen to me and listen closely, cause I’ll only say it once: When the moldy Cheeto bites it, it’s the one and only chance you’ll likely have at being loudly, unbearably, obnoxiously American in your celebration and for once, the rest of the world won’t complain.
…I know I just reblogged this, but that last comment 👌👨🏻🍳
Listen I’m already designing the cake I’m gonna order from Publix.
I want to see the fireworks from AUSTRALIA, guys. Make it happen.
Any day now guys hold on
I will be running all around the neighborhood screaming in joy trust

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Brennans immediate attitude switch and lock in at the words “you have the most points” made me laugh so fucking hard
If Emily is Brennan’s nemesis, an equal opponent he respects even as she endeavours to destroy him, and Ally is his supervillain, a chaotic and malevolent force within the established reality and confines of D20, then Katie is an eldritch horror so far beyond his comprehension, a being of pure, unpredictable and unknowable evil from outside reality, engendering utter madness as a perfectly reasonable response to encountering her.
I want every ad on the subway to be this one. And then I want this also posted elsewhere. And then I want people who don’t use earbuds or headphones while listening to music or watching their videos in public to have their phones explode in their hands and faces. Or they get shunned and banned from public spaces.
you didn't 🚫🙅🏾♂️ pull nine rounds because he was 📍there 🧭 and he 👏🏾almost👏🏾succeeded 👏🏾 if not for this man🧍🏻♂️👈🏾and this lady🧍🏽♀️👈🏾 and everyone on 👇🏾this Zephyr. ⛵️💯💨
You watch your fucking mouth comfrey.
👁👄👁
There's a lot more at 🥩 stake✨️ it seems than whatever your message💌📨seemed to communicate.🕵🏾♂️ So why don't you
👿fucking tell us 📣
what the fuck is going on? ⁉️❔️❕️⚠️
💕I'm sick of this shit💕

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i only know vibes but the vibes are off the wall
oh Frodo…
Gandalf during the Hobbit: good god I wish Bilbo was more naturally in tune with his Took side I feel like I have to force it out of him
Gandalf during Lord of the Rings: TOO MUCH TOOK FUCK FUCK FUCK WHAT IS WRONG WITH PIPPIN
Inner child work isn't enough, I need Brennan Lee Mulligan to gentle parent my inner teen through the medium of D&D
I know that Ayda's next passing will be a very hard and emotionally rocky time for the Bad Kids and a lot of other characters, she's dead but not actually dead. And then there's Arthur, who has been through this one or twice or how many ever, and while always sad to lose his daughter, hey! The only thing separating them from each other is time! He's got an infinite amount of it! Chronomancy!
This is just like a time loop of sorts, his favourite kind of loop, and he's more than happy to take baby Ayda and get to raise her again for the first time in centuries! Getting to remember all the little things she likes and dislikes, taking out a grimoire he wrote of the kind of formula she liked (went out of business, but he can just hop back in time to buy it), her favourite patterns (stars, of course, but in very specific constellations. do *not* show her aquarius, she hates it.), and lullabies.
When she's big enough, he gets to put her in a baby bjorn and take her around the school and on mini adventures. When Ayda learns to walk, he lets her toddle through the school's halls, forcing students to make room for her. When she flies for the first time, everyone gets the periods off to watch her soar. She sits in on Tiberia's classes at four, and 'graduates' at eight years old. Yes, she gets a cap and gown, and yes, Aguefort hangs her diploma on his wall, next to her other ones from centuries ago.
Aguefort is a mad wizard who does reckless and unadvisable things, but boy does he love his daughter. He'll literally bend time and space for her.

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reblog if you would give cheeses to these meeces
I love how the first two Benoit Blanc movies say:
"Maybe we should treat women better."
And then Wake up dead man is like:
MAYBE WE SHOULD TREAT WOMEN BETTER!!!!!!