Gwendy

I'm Gwenaëlle but everyone call me Gwen or Gwendy.

I'm 25 yo, french (oui oui, baguette 🥖🇲🇫) and use the female classic pronouns (she/her).

I'm aroace (s3x-repulsed/neutral and romance-neutral), an infj (just like mcu!Loki Laufeyson, who's my godly parent in every universe), and a maladaptive daydreaming with everything (shows, movies, music etc).

I love cinema, magic, space, pirates, greek/egyptian mythology, superheroes (Marvel & DC), Taylor Swift.

because it's my favorite universe and I love the turtles — I literally grew up with them.

NB : I'm gonna do the 2003, 2012 and Rottmnt only because it's the ones I grew up with and know by heart.

2003 Universe —

• Leonardo — gay (him and Usagi are totally in love, and you cannot change my mind : they gifted each other swords !!)

• Raphael — bisexual (no explanation needed, if I rewatch the episodes I remember in my head, he's very much bi for much)

• Donatello — pan demiromantic ace

• Michelangelo — aroace

• April O'Neil — straight ally

• Casey Jones — bisexual (this Casey is bisexual disaster for real, no other explanation)

• Karaï — aroace

• Miyamoto Usagi — pansexual (in love with Leonardo)

2012 Universe —

NB : adding the gender for this universe

• Leonardo — gay, trans ftm (he/him)

• Raphael — pansexual, cis (he/him)

• Donatello — gay (his absolutely not straight, his crush on April is just platonic and his real crush is on Casey), agender (is fine with every pronouns)

• Michelangelo — aroace, non-binary (they/them/theirs)

• April O'Neil — bisexual (have a crush on Karaï and then Shinigami), cis (she/her)

• Casey Jones — pansexual (that Casey is a wh0re for real, having a crush on everyone he find interesting or beautiful), cis (he/him)

• Karaï — lesbian (in love with Shinigami), cis (she/her)

• Shinigami — lesbian (in love with Karaï), trans mtf (she/her)

ROTTMNT Universe —

NB : adding the gender for this universe

• Leonardo — gay (everyone in the fandom agree that this version of Leo is absolutely not straight, and in love with the recent version of Usagi), cis he/him

• Raphael — straight ally (same here, the fandom mostly agree that this Raph is straight ally), trans ftm he/him (love this hc and it feel right to this Raph)

• Donatello — aroace (crush only on fictional characters but only interested in science and beating his twin Leo in very games), non-binary they/them/theirs

• Michelangelo — aroace (love helping his brothers, fathers, and friends to find love, but is not very interested in any type of relationships), genderfuild (mostly wear a badge with the pronouns used for the day)

• April O'Neil — lesbian (have a crush on Cassandra, and his probably Casey Jr's momma in the futur), cis she/her

• Cassandra Jones — lesbian, non-binary they/them/theirs (no explanation needed. if you watched the show, you will agree with me)

• Casey Jones jr. — asexual (he's probably aro too but from now, just know he's ace), cis he/him

• Splinter/Lou Jitsu — pansexual (flirt with everyone, I mean he's a movie star so you know), cis he/him

• Draxum — gay (the way he first look at Lou Jitsu's abs first, there's no straight explanation : that man is 100% gay and in love with that rat. They literally got children together and Splinter took them in the divorce), cis he/they/him/them/theirs

THERE ! It's over, I'm not doing the others universe because I don't know them very well (or never watched them at all) so... Anyway, yes I hc Michelangelo aroace in very universe because he fcking is to me (also it's because I'm aroace and Mikey is so me in very universe).

I mean, when they lost their voice, they were literally like “oh well, I guess we're not in love anymore”, which makes me thing they are platonic soulmates (but the movies came out in the 2010s so the creators make them a couple).

Catty literally said in the movie that she “never had that kind of music in her heart”.

Seth literally was engaged to someone in never met before but never show any kind of interest, except for his music.

If the movies cames out today, both of them would totally not be interested in any type of relationships, just interested in music.

because fck jk rowling and all the students in hogwarts are queers as fck !!!

NB : if not specified, everyone is cis using the classic pronouns (she/her or he/him)

• Harry Potter — the bi who lived (got a crush on Draco during his fourth year, and a crush on Ginny during his third year, but Cedric Diggory was the bi awakening), nonbinary (use they/them/their most of the time but is fine with the others pronouns)

• Ron Weasley — pansexual (probably also got a crush on Cedric but it was more obvious with Krum)

• Hermione Granger — straight ally (I don't think she would be interested in girls at all but I love seeing the wlw Hermione fanfics/hcs)

• Neville Longbottom — pansexual (I cannot get behind the ace Neville hc because it doesn't fit right to me, like not all aces are awkward and shy, and pan Neville seem more right to me because he would panic with anyone flirt with him)

• Dean Thomas — bisexual (have a crush on Harry and Ginny, he wanted to be either at Harry's place or at Ginny's place during their sixth year)

• Seamus Finnigan — aroace (more interested in blowing stuff up than s3x and romance, if he could he would blow the school up but McGonagall would k!ll him)

• Lavender Brown — straight homophobic then ally (she would be somehow homophobic at the beginning and then Hermione or Ginny would put her in her place)

• Draco Malfoy — bisexual, preference for men (got a crush on Pansy during his second year, and a crush on Harry during his third year), trans ftm he/him (love this hc very much and seems right to me)

• Pansy Parkinson — lesbian (have a crush on Hermione, never told Draco and Blaise about it but they already knew as it's very obvious)

• Blaise Zabini — aroace (s3x-repulsed and romance-repulsed because saw his mom and her million dead husband and was like “wtf ? love is so gross”, so now only interested in money)

• Daphne Greengrass — bisexual

• Ernie Macmillan — straight ally

• Hannah Abbott — pansexual

• Justin Finch-Fletchley — biromantic ace (got a crush on Harry in their second year)

• Fred Weasley — pansexual (flirt with everyone and is know as the casanova of the gryffindor house)

• George Weasley — aroace (doesn't understand what's interesting about love and just want to vomit every time his twin talked about his one-night stand # s3x-repulsed and romance-neutral)

• Lee Jordan — bisexual (have a crush on both Angelina Johnson and Cedric Diggory (his type is literally “badass in quidditch”))

• Angelina Johnson — lesbian (does not have any crush on men and find them uninteresting)

• Cedric Diggory — panromantic ace (he's everyone's crush at Hogwarts, but he doesn't know it)

• Marcus Flint — bisexual (is very popular with the girls and flirt with Oliver Wood on the Quidditch field)

• Oliver Wood — gay ace (in love with Percy Weasley but doesn't notice when Flint is flirting with him)

• Percy Weasley — bisexual

• Ginny Weasley — bisexual (the bisexual queen in Hogwarts, everyone love her and want to be with her – they got jealous of Harry but were also jealous of Ginny)

• Charlie Weasley — aroace (only interested in dragons)

• Bill Weasley — aroace (only interested in adventure, tombs, and finding cursed objects... Aroace Indiana Jones if you prefer)

• Minerva McGonagall — straight ally (love the wlw McGonagall hcs but she always seems straight to me, and ally because every students, not only her house students, would go to her to speak about their sexuality)

• Severus Snape — aroace (only interested in potions and thought he had a romantic crush on Lily but realized it was only platonic)

• Remus Lupin — aroace (were never interested in anyone during the school years and even during the adult life, loved only the students during the teacher time (favoritism Harry and Neville very much) – don't talk to me about fanon!Remus), nonbinary (use they/them/theirs all the time and corrected Sirius everytime he misgender them)

• Sibylle Trelawney — aroace (love space and astronomy and her students... Ryland Grace variant for real)

• Sirius Black — straight making homophobic joke for fun (was the bad boy during his school year but if a gay student confessed his love for him, he would be laughing and making homophobic comments for real. don't talk to me about fanon!Sirius)

• Molly Weasley — straight ally (the ally mom, love all of her children equally and respect them all)

• Albus Dumbledore — gay (cannot forgot his one true love Gellert Grindelwald, even after dating others guys)

• Gellert Grindelwald — pansexual (in love with Albus when he was younger then got over him and flirt with everyone he find attractive)

Aroace Beck Oliver who isn't interested in any kind of relationship except friendship, and Lesbian Jade West who only dated Beck because he's handsome and so she thought she was bisexual.

Like Beck never dated before and when he started at Hollywood Arts, all the girls (and boys), Jade included, found him handsome and wanted to date him.

But for Beck, he thought “dating” meant just hanging out with his friends and having fun moments. So when Jade ask him out, he said yes and discovered they have a lot of interests in common (or so he thought because Jade was faking having the same interest as him so they could be together).

So they started hanging out more often and Jade mistook it for dating, because they never went pass that part but it was ok for her (she was with the hottest guy of school).

But she's started to get very possessive and jealous towards Beck every time he would talk to another girls, which is something Beck didn't understand why she was like that, especially considering they were just best friends from his pov.

MATT MURDOCK AND HIS HUSBAND FRANK CASTLE, AND THEIR GIRLFRIEND KAREN PAGE !!! THEY ARE IN A POLYAMOUROUS RELATIONSHIP !!!

• Matt is pansexual (the only gender he see is wh0re and it's just for himself).

• Frank is bisexual (he started to have a crush on Matt after the rooftop scene in Daredevil season 2, also him and Micro were arguing like an old married couple).

• Karen is bisexual (she have a crush on Jennifer Walters/She-Hulk because she now lives on the West Coast).

Like, I'm just at the season 3 but every time I see him, he doesn't seem very much interested in boys or girls. His classmates are interested (very much or like in a normal way) but him ? He's not. His only interested is to became the best superhero ever, the number 1.

Because I'm asexual for sure. I don't want to have s3x at all, and sometimes I don't mind seeing the act on tv but sometimes I do mind and I just skip 10s to avoid this type of scene or they happened when I'm doing something else — because when I put a show on, it's mostly for background sound —, anywho, back to the subject, it depends a lot frankly : either I'm comfortable, either I'm not.

But now, I'm questioning my romantic side : I thought I was biromantic ace but I'm thinking that I might be bi demiromantic ace or just aroace.

Because, sometimes I like romance and fantasize about it, but sometimes I don't care about romance at all. And I'm thinking that it's because of the society that I fantasize about romance (yk, heteronormative society), because when I see couples in real life or in tv shows/movies, I don't care or don't fantasize about being at their place.

When I was younger, I never had a “child lover” (yk, the kind that little kids have and planned weddings during recess/lunch break). And growing up, I never had a boyfriend or girlfriend in high school : like these type of thing seems very far away from me, I was just in my world daydreaming every day.

Maybe both my high school crushes were actually just aesthetically platonic ? Idk, I'm still searching for a word to describe.

There's also the fact that I don't read romance in books : I prefer a good mythological, magical, adventures books than boring, simple romance books (even if it's queer romance books). I just can't read romance books, and if I force myself to read one, I will lose the love of reading for a month.

My library is just full mythological, magic books that have romance as a subplot (but like it's minor subplot) — exemple of books I have : Percy Jackson, The Kane Chronicles, Magnus Chase, The Mortal Instruments, Tara Duncan (a french books saga), What If Loki were worthy, What if Wanda Maximoff and Peter Parker were siblings, etc.

I also just can't write a romance in my fanfics. Like right now, I'm blocked by that for my Teen Wolf, my SPN, and my Marvel fanfics and that's very frustrating... And it's just the beginning of the fanfic, the love interest isn't coming yet.

Another thing, when I'm listening to music, I just listen to the vibes not the lyrics : like for example, if the lyrics are explicit but the vibes are not my jam, I will not listen to the song. And if the lyrics are explicit but the vibes are my jam, I will listen to the song.

But also, the more I think about it, the more I feel nothing for the romance or don't care. Like, even if my family ask me about my love life, I smiles and say nothing but like it's an embarrassed smile (idk if you see what I mean).

Even for my fictional crushes, I don't know why I have fictional crushes... Like maybe it's just aesthetically or platonic or aesthetically platonic... I don't know what it is, I need to find a word for that.

ARG !!! WHY THE SEXUALITY HAS TO BE SO COMPLICATED ??? SOMEONE HELPS ME !!!