Wanda Maximoff.

Lines taken from various forms of media for that particular brand of dark ships.

❛ You don’t want me to have anything in my life that’s not you. ❜

❛ You think you’d be happy with someone else? No way. I’m it. ❜

❛ I’ve killed for you. Who else can say that? ❜

❛ I’ll kill the whole bloody lot of them until you and I are the only people left in this world. ❜

❛ What have we done to each other? What will we do? ❜

❛ But the horror, the horror was for love. ❜

❛ This love burns you, maims you, twists you inside out. ❜

❛ It is a monstrous love, and it makes monsters of us all. ❜

❛ You lied to me! You poisoned me! You told me you loved me! ❜

❛ I love you, and it’s killing me. ❜

“I hate you”  –  “No you don’t.” ❜

❛ You’re killing me slowly. ❜

❛ I love you so, I’ll eat you whole. ❜

❛ Sorry about the blood in your mouth, I wish it was mine. ❜

❛ Tell me how all this, and love too, will ruin us. ❜

❛ Something ugly in you, you also saw in me. ❜

❛ You ruin anything you touch, and destroy anyone you love. ❜

❛ You are coming down with me, hand in unloveable hand. ❜

❛ You say that you love me but you act like you don’t. ❜

❛ Imagine our children, how fucked would they be? ❜

❛ Don’t you know I’m no good for you? ❜

❛ When it’s going good, it’s great. But when it’s bad, it’s awful. ❜

❛ Your temper’s just as bad as mine is. You’re the same as me. ❜

❛ I know this love will tear me to pieces. ❜

❛ I loved you enough. You just never believed it. ❜

❛ Why can’t you just let me go? ❜

❛ We have been each other’s prisoner for a very long time. ❜

❛ You said that you loved me with your knife pressed against my throat. ❜

❛ I’d probably still adore you will your hand around my neck. ❜

❛ Our love is a monster, plain and simple. ❜

❛ I loved you as Icarus loved the sun: too close, too much. ❜

❛ Loving you was the most exquisite form of self-destruction. ❜

❛ It terrifies me what I would do for you. ❜

❛ There’s a difference between really loving someone and loving the idea of them. ❜

❛ We weren’t ourselves when we fell in love, and when we became ourselves – surprise! – we were poison. ❜

❛ We complete each other in the nastiest, ugliest possible way. ❜

❛ I would never kill you. Not in a million years. What I can do - what I will do is hurt you, worse than I did before. ❜

❛ You make me feel, and I don’t like it. I want it to stop. Now. ❜

❛ You are the knife I turn inside myself: that is love. ❜

❛ I say I want you inside me and you split me open with a knife. ❜

❛ If you love me, you don’t love me in a way I understand. ❜

❛ We love with claws and teeth and the blood is just proof of how much. It’s feral. ❜

❛ There is something wrong with you that is also wrong with me. ❜

❛ Love isn’t soft, like those poets say. Love has teeth which bite and the wounds never close. ❜

❛ I need you to be a monster. Which is to say, I’m trying not to love you. ❜

𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐃 " 𝐒𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐇 𝐎𝐑 𝐏𝐀𝐒𝐒 “ 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐌𝐘 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐀𝐍𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐑 𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐋𝐘 𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐒. 𝐍𝐎 𝐋𝐘𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐃

@galaxyfcrged / @scarletfcrged

WANDA MAXIMOFF

This is chaos magic Wanda, and that makes you the Scarlet Witch. | WandaVision (2021)

“You just used your Get Out of Jail Free card. There’s only one in the pack.”

“I think sex should be one of the best parts of life, not the worst.”

“Question. Who’d want to cut your penis off?”

“See, being in Europe? That’s an alibi.”

“She must have had fun naming her computer files. This is “penis.quotes”. You wanna read it, or should I?”

“I don’t owe him anything! I’m just gonna supervise his doughnut withdrawal.”

“I take it that’s another guy thing?”

“Beauty is power until you lose it and then you’re garbage. Nobody gives a damn about you. You wouldn’t understand that, because you’re still a beautiful woman.”

“And stop looking at my ass.”

“Up until 1952, hysteria was one of the most commonly diagnosed illnesses among women. The medical treatment was hysterical paroxysm.”

“I told her she’s much better off without him. Women are always much better off left to their own mechanical devices.”

“I’m just saying, if I ever go down, you better make sure the place where my body is found doesn’t EVER look like this or I will haunt you for the rest of your days.”

“Wow. Triple the limit. There was a time I yearned for a girl who could drink like that.”

“Yeah. Playboy magazine rated universities by their sexual temperature.”

“You ever think about having kids?”

“I don’t just want to rain on your parade, but I want to blow up all the floats.”

“Tattoos are just a gateway to the sexual dark side, my friend.”

“If I tell you, do you promise to give him the punishment he so richly deserves?”

“Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I ask that you smell the defendant.”

“I don’t need an apology from this slimebag.”

“I’m sure sleeping with the girlfriend of a Russian mobster had a certain … je ne sais quoi.”

“I want you to seal this crime scene tighter than an accountant’s ass.”

“What happened with the ballpeen hammer? Let me guess. You were cleaning it, and it accidentally went off.”

“If I could, I would exhume the body and kick his ass.”

“With you around, we’re all doomed.”

“Don’t touch me. I don’t like to be touched.”

“I have sex with my eyes wide open.”

“Maybe he’s Catholic. He’d feel guilty about everything.”

“You’d feel everything for them if you could. All the pain.”

“And don’t answer that phone. Anyone who calls an airline sits on hold 20 minutes minimum while being subjected to a Clockwork Orangeian repetitive loop on the benefits of your awards program.”

“Do you always deflect jokes with personal questions?”