Flandre Scarlet

"Shower thought but I could always date one of my Four of a Kind clones, I'd never be lonely then. But that sounds a little pathetic."

"Well...I think I'm single and available again."

"Oh, not much. I think I'ma be a werewolf for Halloween. It'll be ironic."

"Haven't died yet, just so you all know."

“What even is the point of Thanksgiving? You celebrate a special day by eating a certain food and getting stuffed? Why not get stuffed every single day?”

“If you’re a god, does that make me your angel?”

“I woke up to 50 watermelons surrounding me. I do not know why. This is either a threat...or a really weird prank. Anyhoo! Good morning!” Flandre, it’s 8 pm at night.

“If this Littorio does become Eri’s new dad...that would make her my father-in-law once we eventually marry! Right?”

“Wait, when was someone gonna tell me we have a fight club!?”

“Yes, well. I have faith in him. That’s all that really matters, I’d say. That, and his drive! He’s really determined, when he wants to be.”

“Don’t see why Eri can’t become a true kitsune...it’d be neat to see him with 9 tails.”

“There’s no maybe about it. Me and Eri are definitely dating!”