idk

Bumbleby photo manips from my most recent photoset, minus the distracting text/textures, for anyone who wanted them.

and they’re basically the exact opposite of what i think of when i think “heist.” like, i think ocean’s eleven. i think nice suits and elaborate plans and suave people at fancy parties/in casinos/in disguises/with individual plans of being sneaky, etc etc

and so i kind of want to see the fake ah crew take on that kind of a heist, except they’re used to the [chaotic screaming] sort of heist, so things go wrong in exactly the ways you’d imagine they would:

geoff just gets progressively more annoyed over the comms. “why haven’t the security cameras been hacked? what’s going on out there?”

gavin makes a sheepish noise. “i…may have gotten the slightest bit distracted and crashed the tech van into a parked car?”

and then later: “what was that?! what the fuck just exploded in the west ballroom?!”

michael’s giggling a little bit. “you told me to make a distraction!”

“with your MOUTH. by TALKING to people.”

“oh. okay, gotcha. yO EVERYBODY THERE WAS A HUGE-ASS EXPLOSION IN THE WEST BALLROOM. RUN OR CONTINUE RUNNING THE FUCK IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION. i got this covert shit on lockdown, geoff.”

“[loud, exasperated geoff sighs]”

and then even later: “RYAN, WHERE THE FUCK DID ALL THESE BODIES COME FROM.”

CURSE THE WORLD,

CURSE THIS TOWN,

CURSE THE FATE THAT BROUGHT ME HERE!