cult classic

i was a theater kid in high school but like i played alex from a clockwork orange in front of 500 people and my lit teacher at the local theatre and i wore beige underwear on top of white jeans with three other dudes and i had a bat too to swing around. and she liked it too. i'm not afraid of anyoneee!!!!

pcos i just lasered my chin

today i worked 11 hours and i got paid for 8. i ate lunch walking from point a to b. motherfucker tells me i'm "just getting used to the real work" bitch this been my life for like half a year where were you you stupid fucking moron YOU STUPID SHITTY FUCKER kill yourself

if I see one more person eating cabbage rolls with tomato i'm going to kill you

the way inde navarrette cries as nikki just ijntjigbjgioitjn me too

can you tell i'm petty as fuck