cult classic

sorry i'm at work and tumblr thinks i really want to see on my dash a lady fucking herself with a bottle

co dependent on your big sister your entire life. your father dies, then her husband dies and suddenly she’s the only head of the family left. she arranges what’s meant to be your best possible marriage prospect and you fuck it up spectacularly, tho they did sort of try to ritually sacrifice you the first time you visited their house. you drag her into a war because of it all

i was a theater kid in high school but like i played alex from a clockwork orange in front of 500 people and my lit teacher at the local theatre and i wore beige underwear on top of white jeans with three other dudes and i had a bat too to swing around. and she liked it too. i'm not afraid of anyoneee!!!!

pcos i just lasered my chin

today i worked 11 hours and i got paid for 8. i ate lunch walking from point a to b. motherfucker tells me i'm "just getting used to the real work" bitch this been my life for like half a year where were you you stupid fucking moron YOU STUPID SHITTY FUCKER kill yourself

if I see one more person eating cabbage rolls with tomato i'm going to kill you