nice.

*gets embedded in some amber*

why the fuck did a 10 year old run a snack stand on Hannah Montana

child labor rights don’t exist in the hannah montana cinematic universe

the thing about being an adult is every time you turn around some shit gotta be “renewed”. tags. licenses. passports. like i’m the same bitch doing the same shit

When I was like four or five, I guess I didn't know what a wig was, and I would watch SNL and think, "Wow, it must be really hard for them to dye and cut their hair backstage between sketches."

I didn't realize I was wrong until I told my dad I wanted to be the person who cuts everybody's hair during commercial breaks, and he was like, "With all due respect, what the hell are you talking about?"

Central Saint Martins Fall 2012

get ready to fucking lose at the lanes with your dumbass velvet bowling ball

If cats knew what sin was they wouldn’t even care

I don’t care either fuck trigonometry

ah, the crescent moon….the tasteful sideboob of the lunar cycle, 

I’m the guy from the lady and the tramp who gives stray dogs pasta and stands in an alleyway playing an accordion for them

being a woman is like…yeah lol you can pursue self-fulfillment and happiness on the side but don’t forget your main eternal quest is for unattainable beauty and ritual degradation