Burnt

He's terrifying?

you know whats really cute? people who pay attention to you .. i don’t mean in a vain sort of way…but in a “oh half the pizza doesn’t have anchovies bc i remember you saying you don’t like fish” type attention.

@themindfang

I can't read and yet some how I'm still crying over how sweet my boyfriend is.

captain broadbulge

...Is an icon and the best protagonist written into a seafaring fictional universe? Thank you?

I said the fuck word, how much more R rated can I get here?

Jades are pretty tu8ular.

Aw. I wish I could read this.

Jades typically exist on the physical plane.

Sorry I can't read all of a sudden.

Every time I hear a sentence start with “Jades are” or “Jades typically”, my pan is instantly repelled from the rest of the statement. 

Does anybody else wwant to say something problematic.

ii liike piineapple on piizza. 

I’m allergic to pineapple so I can’t really react one wway or another.

Oh I do too! Nothing problematic about that, friend.

i like seeing all of the ships this has been tagged with, but, i am going to be completely honest with you guys, when i wrote this i was thinking about little girls like my sister, who at the age of five had a strict ‘talk shit get hit’ policy about the incredible hulk

Hand kissing is sacred, high romance and I think we need to revive it