no one else seems frightened; only me.

smoking with my friends in the woods me: man i hope nothing scary happens friend 1: what? but we're smoking slender weed friend 2: my pages

Yes, that’s a gun in my pants. No, I’m not happy to see you.

when the fanartist draws ur ship growing old together but you lowkey envisioned them as dying tragically at 27 after a 5 year substance abuse spiral 😭😭😭

I now pronounce you nowhere and nothing

And like who the fuck is this guy [gestures to reflection in mirror alone in bathroom

one of the best parts of making up increasingly wild and specific aus with a friend is sending them posts like "this is sooo blorbo in torture chamber au number 15" and they reply back like "YESSS btw have i told you about my latest idea for how to torture them even more" and you get to enjoy a little snack and kick your feet with glee

"Totheark is MOCKING me" and it's the video of him fucking coughing on the ground is funny every time

Pretty much every other character in the series has a last fucking name except Chris and Alex the two main fucking characters

giving away their last names would reveal they’ve been married this whole time

sorry about not replying I think I’ve gone missing