#this happens

The first day of class is pretty boring, they go through the motions of talking about what will be taught this term, what texts are best to understand this year's material and extra credit options they can undertake for their end of year scores. At the end of the lesson, one of the students raises a hand and asks about the professor's so-called connection with the veilguard and with Rook.

Every person alive now knows the story of Rook, Slayer of Gods and Hero of the Veilguard. They chat and brag about what stories they'd heard about them or even boast if they'd gotten a rare look at them out and about with their companions. It's great hearing the rumor that the Hero of Thedas is a Mourn Watcher, but without knowing who they actually are, all the young students can do is guess. It's become a game at this point.

The professor is about to answer when the door bursts open and Manfred comes bustling in dragging Ingellvar with him. Now everyone knows about that watcher, kicked out of the Mourn Watch for their role in the War of the Banners, only to be allowed back nearly two years later. What surprises them is the fact that they are not alone. There are two others with them, Neve Gallus and a warden called Davrin, both members of the veilguard.

With Manfred running around the room hissing Rook's home, Rook's home, it quickly becomes pretty clear to the students of Professor Volkarin's Theoretical Metaphysics class that their stick-in-the-mud teacher did spend his sabbatical fighting ancient gods and darkspawn. But there's no way it means the rest of the rumors are true right?

Least not until they see Thedas's hottest new hero practically examines the man's tonsils with a kiss that is not appropriate for the classroom.

Human! DE probably named poor Human! Matcha something like Midori (LITERALLY G R E E N) but I wanna know your thoughts on their names!

Can u see how delusional I am alr just by showing u this

These three… time to insert a MHA reference…

This trio is literally the reason why I like the Twins and Butts a lot…

Hrmm so maybe

-Keigo Takami: Butts

-Toya: Lico

-Midori: Matcha (I wanted to give her the name of that green girl, but I forgot who she wassss)

It changed my fucking brain chemistry that's what it did.

This is the widest he's ever smiled and it's in a minicomic that's not even canon. He's laughing. He is drunk and he is laughing. At both Lenore and Williams stupid little joke.