Sborb: Delta Release

Scot: Play CD Using Computer.

Scot: Play CD.

Scot: Smash your head against the wall until strawberry jam squirts from your nostrils.

You refuse to break your nose at this point in time. Instead, you choose to examine your room.

It is indeed a room. Not too small, not too big. Just right. It is sparsely covered in crooked GAMING and MOVIE POSTERS. Your trusty SKULL, Wilson sits on your dresser. What ever would you do without Wilson? He has been there for you ever since you can remember.. Well, not really. You got Wilson on your ELEVENTH BIRTHDAY, as a CLEVER GIFT from your uncle. Wilson often SPEAKS to you, in which he calls your plan retarded or something. Wilson isn’t the most helpful of your FRIENDS, but he is your CLOSEST. Also on your desk is your SHITTY COMPUTER with its SHITERNET. However, you mostly use your SLIGHTLY LESS SHITTY PHONE, which you call PHONEBOT. He is setup with his own CHUMDROID account. His account of course being the very clever phoneBot. You like to picture that he is quite the SMART-ASS and a JERK-FACE, and that enjoys HITTING ON YOUR FRIENDS.

Back to your room, you have a BOOKSHELF, with many COMICS and TEXTBOOKS, all of which you peruse regularly. You do not own a television, as it is filled with VAPID PROGRAMMING that teaches you nothing but how to be a stupid fuck. You cannot stand HUMAN STUPIDITY in general. You used to believe that you were NOT OF EARTHLY ORIGIN, sent from the COSMOS to breathe life into the Earth. However, you quickly realised that you are in fact just a mundane human. Just like ALL HUMANS.

Your tangents are starting to bother even yourself. The shelf is also FILLED with GAMES and GAMING ACCESSORIES, along with a few HACKING and MODDING GUIDES. Your favourite SCRIPTING LANGUAGE being +hest, because of its easy to use GUI, and its odd, colourful appearance. It also came with an odd CD. You haven’t yet played it, but you dread what it contains...

===> Re-Enter Name.

That is a fine name. You are Scot Elliot, a young WRITER and a CYNIC. Your pessimistic view of life has given you INSIGHT on various topics, such as PHILOSOPHY, the SCIENCES, and POLITICS. Although they do not come up in casual conversation, you are quite the thinker. You enjoy LINGUISTICS, and because of this, you enjoy thinking up new words. Most of these words are CLEVER INSULTS, which you will gladly throw at those who INSULT YOUR CLEVER MIND. You also read VARIOUS COMIC BOOKS, Deadpool being your favourite of them. Your NEWEST INTEREST is creating VIDEO GAMES, which you used to play quite a bit of. Recently, you have been too busy CHATTING with your NEW-FOUND FRIENDS, to really bother with them. Whether out of IRONY, or because you DESPISE YOURSELF, you used to wear a grey fedora.

===> Enter Name.

===> Start Adventure.