And now for something completely different!
Here's a list of alternate lyrics I was going to use in the latest update, from least to most funny.
Behind Closed Doors – Rise Against
Although we have no obligation to stay alive
On broken backs we beg for mercy, we will survive
(Break out) I won't be left here
Behind closed doors.
I Don’t Want To Be Here Anymore – Rise Against
I don’t want to be here anymore (be here anymore)
I know there’s nothing left worth staying for
Your paradise is something I’ve endured
See I don’t think I can fight this anymore (fight this anymore)
I’m listening with one foot out the door
And something has to die to be reborn
I don’t want to be here anymore
The Girl Who Loved The Monsters – Rob Zombie
The Girl Who Loved the Monsters
Traces black streaks in the sky
The Girl Who Loved the Monsters
Is the girl who wants to fly
Your fiancé loves a monster. :) LOL!
Aqualung – Jethro Tull
Sun streaking cold --
An old man wandering lonely.
Taking time the only way he knows.
Leg hurting bad,
As he bends to pick a dog-end --
He goes down to the bog
And warms his feet.
Remind you of anyone, old man?
Bonus:
Why do you have to fight us, your 'majesty'?
You're tearing this family apart! DX